I'd like to borrow his body for just 48 hours. There are three guys I'd like to beat up and four women I'd like to make love to.

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

The only bad thing about Spokane is that there's nothing to do after 10 in the morning

Your body gets a little beat up at the end, but there's nothing better than playing baseball everyday in beautiful weather.

He looks good. He's changed his body. He's a baseball player, first and foremost. He's not too big; he's not too muscular.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?