God's everywhere.
So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.

When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

I don't want to go to heaven.
I want to go to hell and help the people that are already there.

Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet.

I don't have to touch God to know that he's real.

God doesn't punish us.
We do that all by ourselves.