I don't want to go to heaven.
I want to go to hell and help the people that are already there.

God's everywhere.
So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.

Dad?" Jesus asked.
"Yes, son?" God asked.
"Why do people get sick?" Jesus asked.
"When they live, life is all about learning so that when the are ready, they can join us here," God said.
"But, doesn't it hurt?" Jesus asked.
"Yes, it does. But, to learn about life you have to learn of pain and suffering or else you don't learn what life is all about," God said.
"Will I suffer like that one day?" Jesus now asked his dad.
"Yes, because we all have to learn, and that includes me too," God replied sadly.

In God's garden even the weeds are beautiful.

I don't have to touch God to know that he's real.

A smile is the key to the gate of heaven and love is the road which will get you there.