Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet.

God's everywhere.
So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.

Although the ink may be dry, the ideas are still fresh.

When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

I tried your best and it didn't work, so now I'm going to try my best and I'm sure that I'll succeed!

You think that you're in control of your life.
Well, think again.