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JOHN DINGELL They [Rogers] said it is about the benefit of the Chinese community.
ELAINE XIE Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER For too long these two concepts have been put in opposition to each other, but that is just not true...
JUDITH KILDOW Chinese civilisation is so systematic that wild animals have been abolished on principle.
ALEISTER CROWLEY Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It's nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the ...
NICCI FRENCH If you go to old houses on Long Island you will see painted Chinese wallpaper, which was big in the ...
CATHERINE MARTIN We have to keep them off the boards, too. Their offensive rebounding really worries me. They beat Ro...
CHRIS RITACCO It's been far too long. It's been far too long, and we're really hopeful it will end soon with this ...
AHILAN ARULANANTHAM I am George Rogers Clark. You have just become a prisoner of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
GEORGE ROGERS CLARK Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
OGDEN NASH Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
OGDEN NASH We've been too silent for too long. This should have been taken care of a long time ago.
LAKEISHA BRYANT Church: A place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to people who will n...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS I've been working on it a long time, but there's just too much opposition in the community.
LARRY WILDERMAN Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
OGDEN NASH Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
OGDEN NASH My hope is that we will inspire more lesbians to get politically engaged. For too long, lesbian wome...
LAURA RICKETTS The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS Easy, Sage, you have no idea. I just agreed to betray my marriage vows, my husband, and my beating h...
N.D. JONES Effective listening is something that can absolutely be learned and mastered. Even if you find atten...
TRAVIS BRADBERRY A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who wi...
H. L. MENCKEN When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you s...
BILL O'REILLY was very gracious in listening to a recitation of memos that go back a long way. I think the record ...
ED GILLESPIE We've been stagnant for too long. This will perk us up.
PAT ANDERSON Best Buy is just too Western! They do not stock enough Chinese brands, and Chinese people do not wan...
ZHANG JINDONG He follows me very well, and sometimes I have to follow him, ... It just comes out good. The guy's g...
FREDDY FENDER The progress Mike Rogers bill is making in Congress is the closest we've ever been to letting states...
DAVID PALSROK Thank you for listening. Thank you for abiding me. And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ch...
FRANK DEFORD Sometime in the future - 25, 50, 75 years hence - what will the situation be like then? By that time...
CURTIS LEMAY But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too bus...
ANNA QUINDLEN If you listen to really deep ambient records that don't move too much, very still records, long afte...
BILL LASWELL For far too many years Canada has been timid and reluctant to put human rights squarely on the table...
ALEX NEVE I have a gentlemen friend who encourages me to play golf too he plays as well. He's just a little ol...
FAYE CARNES The war on drugs has been too long and too disgustingly failed and far too destructive.
JACK COLE We have been fighting for solutions that will spur economic growth and create jobs for all Americans...
SAM GRAVES You can stay too long in a job, that's for sure. But by the same token, in the 12 years I have b...
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GARY F EVANS... Gentlemen, you walked on this field champions, and you will leave this field champions. And nobody w...
MARK NASH You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be appalled.
JOHNNY DEPP We need to promote competition, which will benefit the Chinese banking sector over the long haul.
DONG CHEN You will always be fools! We shall never be gentlemen.
LORD JOHN ARBUTNOTH FISHER OF KILVERSTONE It's a long season, many things can happen. You just have to prepare yourself to play and have the m...
DREW HENSON I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness - a real thorough-going illness.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for ...
RANDY JACKSON If you listen to really deep ambient records that don't move too much, very still records, long ...
BILL LASWELL Chinese textile firms hope the two countries will strike deal soon because Chinese businesses have b...
CAO XINYU You've been away from home too long if you can get lost on the way from the harbor to the palace.
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DEVAL PATRICK I have oft-times been besought, by divers gentlemen, to set down on paper what I have beheld through...
ANTONIE VAN LEEUWENHOEK Redefine Yourself will help you overcome the obstacles that have plagued your life. You will incorpo...
MICHAEL MOODY How long have you been standing there?"
"Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle fin...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I will come back as a little breeze. You will feel me on your face, and you will know that I am stil...
ELIZABETH BERG If you listen to critics for too long, you will become deaf to success.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Don't be afraid to talk because in the long run, you will be afraid that you were too silent.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS You tend to have less hearing loss listening to something you like versus something that's just scru...
JOSEPH SMALDINO The Chinese have just added to the nervousness of a market that was already nervous. This market is ...
ANGUS MACMILLAN We can hardly do anything about it. Chinese athletics has long been troubled by this problem.
FENG SHUYONG I tell you solemnly, that I have many times tried to become an insect. But I was not equal even to t...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there yo...
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RICK RIORDAN Maybe second term presidents have been on the mountaintop too long, breathing rarified air, and thin...
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CASEY BLAKE Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for ther...
LEONARDO DA VINCI On a Chinese film you just give orders, no one questions you. Here, you have to convince people, you...
ANG LEE Send home my long strayed eyes to me, Which too long have dwelt on thee
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CHRISTOPHER COX The overseas-funded firms who have entered Chinese market will be permitted to enjoy preferential po...
JIN RENQING Anybody who ask for advice nowadays just hasn't been listening.
SOURCE UNKNOWN You have sat too long for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you...
OLIVER CROMWELL I will soothe you and heal you,
I will bring you roses.
I too have been covered with thorn...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI It's time for me to step up. It's been too long. It's been long overdue.
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GOUGH WHITLAM When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for...
LEONARDO DAVINCI When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for...
LEONARDO DA VINCI Guys who kiss girls on the forehead are the sweetest and the best gentlemen you can ever have.
MOOSA RAHAT You start feeling it's late, it's been a long year, ... You just try to battle through it. You have ...
JOE MAUER Oh Sweet Bitterness!I will soothe you and heal youI will bring you rosesI too have been covered with...
JALAL AD-DIN RUMI It's taking too long. It should have been done two years ago.
GORDON ROBERTSON Maybe he could have just been plain tired, burned out. Lane 1 will do that to you.
EDWIN MOSES Not to sound too pathetic, but there have been long stretches where I haven't been able to get a job...
DAVID CARUSO It's been going on for a long enough time that you say it's not just a short-term anomaly. There's s...
DALE KNAPP The path of begging will always result in our being treated as an underdog and we have been treated ...
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BRIAN BILBRAY The foundation is cracked, and you can't let that go on too long. Especially not when you have waves...
REG PULLEN We just have to verbally keep talking about it. You can't have negative thoughts, they take up too m...
DARRYL SYDOR I think that's overrated. Sage will be fine.
BRYAN GILMORE Hal Rogers is just incredible, ... When you get someone like that on your side, you can't hardly tel...
STEVE LAWSON Most Chinese leaders are not naive. Their hopes for his speech aren't too high. But the mainstream g...
CHU SHULONG I can't see him being gone this long, so that's my main concern. It's been too long. I just want him...
ANGELA BROWN You lived too long, we have supped full with heroes, they waste their deaths on us.
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