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Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. 
He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as sim... 
They do not desire anything more than everything they have known. 
I begin by imagining 
Ah, the magic of music, with it, all things are possible. 
The secret to success is to own nothing, but control everything. 
Timing is everything. 
The word "impossible" is only in the mind
It is a lie. 
All's well that carries on well 
With love and patience, nothing is impossible. 
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. 
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. 
Timing is everything with relationships. 
Ultimately love is everything. 
There's an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the same people or visi... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
I won't predict anything historic. But nothing is impossible. 
Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. 
The secret of my success is my hairspray. 
Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too. 
When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci... 
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. 
The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a... 
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! 
See the world for what it is.
Publicity does not come easily, profits do not come easily, and knowledge does not come easily. 
Just imagine, among 8.7 million species, only one has become smart enough to ponder over the meaning... 
That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f... 
With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i... 
The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. 
I think timing is everything. 
I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... 
Then the face of Big Brother faded away again and instead the three slogans of the Party stood out i... 
Mother Superior jump the gun...
All power is within you; you can do anything and everything. Believe in that, do not believe that yo... 
You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... 
Please be SILENT and LISTEN.
Typing is the future of talking and to don't forgot and brother of feature. 
The river of knowledge has no depth. 
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing ... 
I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... 
Love is the one thing in life that makes everything worthwhile. 
Atoms are mainly empty space. Matter is composed chiefly of nothing. 
Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it. 
There is nobody in this world who knows everything about anything! Be a student for Life. 
If we are nothing, there is nothing at all to serve as a barrier to our boundless expression of love... 
The end is the matter! A step to the end is a factor! 
Life is a re-discovery. 
Life Is a Misconception. 
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. 
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. 
He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. 
My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so... 
Protest and anger practically always derives from hope, and the shouting out against injustice is al... 
No man is to be credited for his mere authority's sake, unless he can show Scripture for the mai... 
By ensuring that no one in government has too much power, the Constitution helps protect ordinary Am... 
Learn as many mistakes and what not to do while your business or product is small. Don't be in s... 
This Constitution was not made for a day, nor is it composed of such flexible materials as to be war... 
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. 
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. 
Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. 
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just ... 
When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't b... 
Seeing that a Pilot steers the ship in which we sail, who will never allow us to perish even in the ... 
I was introduced to the Turducken in New Orleans. And it wasn't Thanksgiving. Glenn at the Gourm... 
Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fa... 
How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. 
I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'... 
The prison-industrial complex, poverty, and the school system has more effect on a young black male ... 
Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my... 
As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allot... 
When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent. 
My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. 
I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the prop... 
I've loved reading all my life. 
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer ... 
Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't i... 
Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving. 
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent. 
Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking. 
If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good. 
Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matte... 
The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven. 
I'm not interested in my legacy. I made up a word: 'live-acy.' I'm more interested i... 
The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, as sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shir... 
When all candles be out, all cats be grey. 
Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar. 
What has any poet to trust more than the feel of the thing? Theory concerns him only until he picks ... 
Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen. 
With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ... 
The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undi... 
Old friends are best. 
They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side. 
I've never eaten just a few bites of things I liked in my life. 
The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. 
Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing. 
If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, th... 
I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to ... 
You have to keep persevering. An actor goes to a lot of auditions and doesn't get the part. 
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A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work. 
Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. 
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do. 
I can never consent to being dictated to. 
There, I guess King George will be able to read that without his spectacles! 
When you have a regime that would be happier in the afterlife than in this life, this is not a regim... 
Well, you could take several stories off the buildings of most U.S. government agencies and we'd... 
Just as the Security Council was largely irrelevant to the great struggle of the last half of the tw... 
My best tennis at my peak was when I played a lot of matches. 
Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the pre... 
There is no priority higher than the prevention of terrorism. 
If my leg falls off, I'll get a prosthetic. There'd be no deep sadness about. I'd just g... 
It's a challenge to grow professionally and move up the corporate ladder when you're not rec... 
I do not support raising the minimum wage, and the reason is as follows. When the minimum wage is ra... 
Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens. 