Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere.

They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.

Statesmen think they make history; but history makes itself and drags the statesmen along.

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.