Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
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Corporation. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
AMBROSE BIERCE Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
AMBROSE BIERCE An individual without information can't take responsibility. An individual with information can't he...
JAN CARLZON An individual without information cannot take responsibility; an individual who is given information...
JAN CARLZON There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” ~ Ambrose ...
J.J. MCAVOY An individual step in character training is to put responsibility on the individual.
SIR ROBERT BADEN-POWELL An individual step in character training is to put responsibility on the individual.
ROBERT BADEN-POWELL lends itself to an individual in a corporation or a small group.
JIM BALSILLIE Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
SIR ARTHUR HELPS Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought
ARTHUR HELPS Changing mass consciousness is an individual responsibility.
DENNIS WEAVER Be an individual. I mean, obviously it's hard for a brand, for a corporation, to have a huge fol...
CAMERON DALLAS The hidden keys of true happiness are individual responsibility and an incessant quest for joy.
AMY LEIGH MERCREE Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
AMBROSE BIERCE There is always a very delicate interplay between individual actions and institutional conditions. B...
CORNEL WEST Modern society places an emphasis on individual responsibility, whereas Islam places an emphasis on ...
PIM FORTUYN No formal course in fiction-writing can equal a close and observant perusal of the stories of Edgar ...
H. P. LOVECRAFT You not only have a right to be an individual. You have a responsibility.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Honesty is the most single most important factor having a direct bearing on the final success of an ...
ED MCMAHON A secure individual...knows that the responsibility for anything concerning his life remains with hi...
HARRY BROWNE Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
AMBROSE BIERCE They have to approach us about it, if they will use as a corporation, individual or bank,
LUCIO TAN I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien...
JIM GARRISON Whatever the human law may be, neither an individual nor a nation can commit the least act of injust...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU Whatever the human law may be, neither an individual nor a nation can commit the least act of injust...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU An image is not simply a trademark, a design, a slogan or an easily remembered picture. It is a stud...
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN An image . . . is not simply a trademark, a design, a slogan or an easily remembered picture. It is ...
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN Nothing strengthens the judgement and quickens the conscience like individual responsibility.
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON Nothing strengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individual responsibility.
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON Enron and 9/11 marked the end of an era of individual freedom and the beginning of personal responsi...
JEFFREY R. IMMELT An invention is a responsibility of the individual, society cannot invent, it can only applaud the i...
AMIT KALANTRI There is not one big cosmic meaning for all; there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an ...
ANAïS NIN There is not one big cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an ...
ANAIS NIN ALDERMAN, n. An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a pretence of open marauding.
AMBROSE BIERCE There is an increasing push to compartmentalize faith separately from our life in the public square ...
MIKE HUCKABEE Freedom is our most precious commodity and if we are not eternally vigilant, government will take it...
LYN NOFZIGER Without being an independent individual, without having an independent mind, you become nothing more...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN No social stability without individual stability.
ALDOUS HUXLEY When you take out individual initiative, individual responsibility, and the hope that every individu...
NIGER INNIS There are those that want "freedom" from individual responsibility. Then there are those that want i...
A.E. SAMAAN We believe that the government has an important role to create the conditions that promote entrepren...
PAUL RYAN Smaller government, more individual responsibility, more individual control creates more Republicans...
GROVER NORQUIST What must occur is a greater recognition by investors of their individual responsibility.
ARTHUR LEVITT The one with the primary responsibility to the individual's future is that individual.
DORCAS HARDY If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you...
LARRY WALL Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that...
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON Personal Responsibility is when an individual volunteers to be in charge of duties, tasks and is rea...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Police departments no longer have to pay overtime or divert resources from other projects to find ou...
RON WYDEN Individual responsibility, hard work, paying attention in school, faith, family all these things are...
J. C. WATTS Each object had to transcend the outcome of the equation of its form and function by displaying mean...
PAOLA ANTONELLI The summers are the time when you can get better as an individual. He didn't have that and he had to...
GREG GARD Neither the life of an individual nor the history of a society can be understood without understandi...
C. WRIGHT MILLS Not every child is cut out for an individual sport.
CHRIS EVERT Seeing this film will be an individual choice for people.
GABRIEL BYRNE I believe that restricting the rights of law-abiding gun owners will not prevent a deranged individu...
KELLY AYOTTE In a democracy, the individual enjoys not only the ultimate power but carries the ultimate responsib...
NORMAN COUSINS In a democracy, the individual enjoys not only the ultimate power but carries the ultimate responsib...
NORMAN COUSINS The NSA is forbidden to 'target' American citizens, green-card holders or companies for surv...
BARTON GELLMAN Philosophy not only begins with the individual, but also ends with the individual. For an individual...
LIN YUTANG The Democratic Party believes that health insurance is a social responsibility of the nation. I beli...
RAUL LABRADOR Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that...
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON Seldom or never does a marriage develop into an individual relationship
smoothly and without crisis....
CARL G JUNG I am alarmed by reports that data brokers are obtaining and selling customers' personal telephone re...
JONATHAN ADELSTEIN You'd have to take an individual search, an individual process, and there would have to be an indivi...
FLOYD KEITH Research shows that the climate of an organization influences an individual's contribution far m...
W. EDWARDS DEMING Generality is, indeed, an indispensable ingredient of reality; for mere individual existence or actu...
CHARLES SANDERS PEIRCE Years go by and people are together, but there was an individual there for 26 years, or whatever, wh...
ANDREA CORR The most important thought that ever occupied my mind is that of my individual responsibility to God...
DANIEL WEBSTER America stands for individual liberty, but that means an ordered liberty.
BAINBRIDGE COLBY No sacrifice short of individual liberty, individual self-respect, and individual enterprise is too ...
CLARK H. MINOR All initiation of force is a violation of someone else's rights, whether initiated by an individ...
RON PAUL Mysticism is the mistake of an accidental and individual symbol for an universal one.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free i...
HENRY BROOKS ADAMS Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free ...
HENRY BROOKS ADAMS Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free i...
HENRY ADAMS Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free i...
HENRY ADAMS Absolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free ...
HENRY BROOKS ADAMS Mutual funds have historically offered safety and diversification. And they spare you the responsibi...
RON CHERNOW Security is our individual and collective responsibility. We must watch over our homes, offices, nei...
SOTONYE ANGA The feeling of a direct responsibility of the individual to God is almost wholly a creation of Prote...
JOHN STUART MILL The way to change the world is through individual responsibility and taking local action in your own...
JEFF BRIDGES The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It i...
JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH Voting is an individual, personal thing.
HILL HARPER To walk behind others on a road you are traveling together, to give precedence to others without env...
GUSTAV STRESEMANN The financial adviser's job is to marry up the proper money manager's strategy with your unique indi...
DOUGLAS GILL America always pivots between collective responsibility and the idea that the individual can pull hi...
RANDI WEINGARTEN Life always rides in strength to victory, not through internationalism... but only through the direc...
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT In a justly ordered
universe, where loss of equipoise would mean total destruction, individual ...
JAMES ALLEN When people's faith in the collective intelligence increases, falls to the same extent their own ind...
M.Z.RIFFI It's an individual sport; you want to do well for yourself.
KATARINA JOHNSON-THOMPSON We have received a signed warrant for the arrest of an additional individual.
LT. DONALD SCHUCK A nation is only an individual multiplied
MARK TWAIN A team succeeds where an individual fails.
RAJEN JANI A pure heart does not demean the spirit of an individual, it, instead, compels the individual to exa...
CRISS JAMI Cell phones are the lifeline for teenagers. They just can't imagine life without them, ... It's not ...
MICHAEL WOOD All rational action is in the first place individual action. Only the individual thinks. Only the in...
LUDWIG VON MISES Righteousness is God's path to elevation for an individual as well as for a nation.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Righteousness is God’s path to elevation for an individual as well as for a nation
SUNDAY ADELAJA Without an understanding of myth or religion, without an understanding of the relationship between ...
MARION WOODMAN I'm a staunch anti-Castro individual.
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