Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

Naps are nature's way of reminding you that life is nice - like a beautiful, softly swinging hammock strung between birth and infinity.

I like to take afternoon naps in the nude.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize