I like to take afternoon naps in the nude.

One newspaper even published one of my nude paintings - the one of me naked from the waste up.

And I usually use myself as a model, posing in front of a mirror as I dab the strokes on the canvas.

Ever since that Jack Eigen kiss incident, people don't ask me for my autograph any more.

Well, I'm 38 here and 22 around here - and 38 down here.

Mostly, though, I like to paint.