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JAMES KATZ These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if techn...
REBECCA MCNUTT Clearly, the days when parents admonished their kids to use cell phones only for emergencies are ove...
BEN ROGERS I'll never buy a cell phone, I'd rather die than have a cell phones. Cell phones are the 21st centur...
REBECCA MCNUTT These people work astonishingly long hours. With BlackBerries and cell phones, you don't have any pr...
CRAIG SHIRLEY If I get a cell phone, I take the cell phone. The teachers determine an amount of days to keep it. I...
LARRY MAHAFFEY Just as people have different shoes or handbags that they wear at different times, they'll also use ...
SKY DAYTON New cell phones are my weakness.
DUNCAN D. HUNTER People only use cell phones when they need to call home.
JAY LEWIS All cell phones in the air 'cause I want to see you guys shine.
BLAKE LEWIS It's not that you can't get things done with the use of a cell phone; indeed you can get a lot of th...
JEFF DAVIDSON I would be utterly emabarrassed to have others around me hear my half of what can only be described ...
JEFF DAVIDSON Cell phones are so convenient that they're an inconvenience.
HARUKI MURAKAMI Especially Nokia cell phones,
KIRSTEN DUNST The Madrid bombers used cell phones, and there is talk of these remote triggering devices being used...
HOWARD MELAMED The cell phone is a technology that meshed perfectly with public demand. People like to talk, and ce...
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STANLEY VICTOR PASKAVICH Cell phones have become essential accessories.
ANIL MALHOTRA Usually, there's no cell phones, either.
ELIZABETH RAMSEY To me, this situation sheds light on how cell phones can be used detrimentally. The state statute sa...
BRENDA O'CONNOR More than 200 million people in the U.S. now have cell phones. As that number has grown, we see that...
DELLY TAMER Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did ...
DAVID MITCHELL To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.
JOE HILL The way people make decisions about cell phones is still about cheap minutes, good coverage at home ...
JULIE ASK It's getting competitive with some of the quality you get on cell phones. It isn't likely to rival w...
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JERRY DELLA FEMINA We can be incredibly disconnected in this day and age with computers and cell phones.
MARCIA GAY HARDEN The truth is, we're all cyborgs with cell phones and online identities.
GEOFF JOHNS As long as you have a Cell Phone you're never alone
STANLEY VICTOR PASKAVICH I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Where today people surf the Web and check their e-mail on their cell phones, tomorrow they will be c...
ERIC TOPOL We're moving to a mode where marketers and advertisers are putting serious budgets behind the idea o...
DAN FLANEGAN People log onto the net through cell phones, then choose cinema seats, watch trailers, browse inform...
GUAN ZHENG If we go down and have no phones, no computers and no cell phones, we are still going to be able to ...
AARON ADAMS It sounded like a big fight or a riot, ... People began running inside the store, calling 911 on the...
BRIAN WATSON How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
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MARY SCHMICH I think people will use it if the fees are low enough. This area is poor, but even here lots of peop...
ALI FIKAK Now everyone wants their wives and kids to have cell phones for security reasons.
THOMAS LEE The most important impact on society and the world is the cell phone. Cell phones have actually been...
FABRICE GRINDA Before Caller ID and cell phones came around in the '90s, people could memorize phone numbers in the...
ALI BABAR This older age group is really starting to explore more on their cell phone and getting comfortable....
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MICHAEL FINKEL The study should change the way we use [cell phones], but it probably won't.
ALEX COSTAKIS Two girls came outside with cell phones threatening to call the cops and the guys took off.
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BOBBY MARTIN We don't have a phone line, and our cell phones are working. We have electricity.
JENNIFER CORDER I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.
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JOE BOB BRIGGS These cell teams are getting fire on almost a daily basis, so we needed to get in here and clean thi...
JEFF WINN It's a dramatic change from where we were, and it will take some getting used to, ... A year ago, Am...
JOHN DELUCA The shoes are a metaphor for these two women who have the kind of dynamic that a lot of women have w...
SOPHIE DE RAKOFF CARBONELL We think we're saving time with microwaves, cell phones, beepers, computers and voice mail, but ...
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BEN GOLUB All this electromagnetic pollution in the air from the Internet and cell phones, it cuts you off fro...
THOMM QUACKENBUSH These are really the intuitive products that women like because they enhance connectivity and commun...
FRANK SADOWSKI This country-right-or-wrong business is getting a little out-of-date.. History is moving pretty quic...
IAN FLEMING Film fans can enjoy various preferential prices if they order tickets via cell phones.
GUAN ZHENG These guys just keep getting up every day and moving forward. Some days aren't easy. They've had a t...
BILL PAXON The terrorists that we are up against today do not rely upon cell phones and SAT phones and emails. ...
OLIVER NORTH I don't want a door bell. I don't want anyone ringing my door bell... seems to be intrusive....
MALCOLM GLADWELL As overall mobile usage grows, people are getting more and more comfortable with the additional feat...
BILL SCHWEBEL Even the dumbest stem cell is smarter than the smartest neurobiologist in growing adequate concentra...
EVAN SNYDER Sun released Java to the public in 1995, and today, Java powers more than 1.5 billion cell phones, 7...
GLENN EDENS Cell phones were more popular in Cambodia and Uganda because they didn't have phones. We had pho...
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MARY LOU JEPSEN When I go out and talk to the semiconductor companies, the majority, especially the ones supplying c...
CHRIS DANELY One of the rules when we got on I-95 is no talking or using cell phones.
HEATH KRAMER Cell phones don't always work, so the cards allow kids to call home or call a friend.
JAN DAVIS Expect a lot of trucks, cable, roads closed and people walking around on cell phones. But I think th...
BASIL IWANYK Unlike the Man with No Cell Phone, the Man Who Can See around Corners owns several, which he places ...
ERIC WEINER And, sure, fine, I do check my phone about every two minutes, but so do a lot of people, and it's be...
AIMEE BENDER Mum's mobile was the most immoblie cell phone in the world. It often lived on the top of the bookshe...
CATHERINE BATESON I had just prayed and hoped, and I seen the boss coming in with the trucks and trailers. We had only...
LUCIAN MITCHELL SR These technologies are interesting in the same way that a shoe can also be a hammer. There are incid...
GEOFFREY NUNBERG The phones have been ringing off the hook for these shows. We've been getting a lot of calls for the...
JENNIFER JACKOVITZ The emergency locating system for cell phones still isn't completely in place. And even where it is,...
JOEL GURIN Cell phone users are wanting to use their phones for so much more than just talking.
ERIN GIFFORD Navigation services on cell phones are definitely going to be a growing trend in the year to come.
DAVIS JANOWSKI With cell phones, your brain sees what is being discussed, not what is going on with the road.
JAMES SOLOMON We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY Ninety-five percent of students use cell phones. We found a small group that used it all the time; o...
ANNE BISHOP Every time a Soviet plane took off, NSA knew about it. It was pretty easy to track. Now they have to...
JAMES BAMFORD People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS It is painful to watch children trying to show off for parents who are engrossed in their cell phone...
SHERRY TURKLE Utility smart/AMR/AMI meters, cell phones and wi-fi are problem for people who do not want to get ca...
STEVEN MAGEE That would require cell phone companies just to provide information, which they know, where phones w...
DAVID KOLATA What people may not realize is that their old cell phones may have significant cash value - anywhere...
JAMES MOSIEUR Let's say it was half a watermelon. People took pictures of it with their cell phones. It was grotes...
JOSH NORRIS Fortunately, residential customers have other service options in the marketplace including cell phon...
BILL WORDLEY Cell phones give a false sense of security. Technology will not override the need to know where you ...
ANDREW KNAPP That's the main thing that's changed over the years. When I first came here in 1989, we really were ...
CRAIG PLEASANTS Equipped with cell phones, beepers, and handheld computers, the 'conspicuously industrious' ...
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