Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck!

Never trust a duck.

He is and will forever be my precious Cinnamon roll!!!

If there's a heaven upon the earth, a fellow knows it whenHe's been away from home a week, and then gets back again.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

I'd rather fiddle with my phone for precious seconds than neglect an apostrophe; I'd rather insert a word laboriously keyed out than resort to predictive texting for a - acceptable to some - synonym.