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Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

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THE INFERNAL DEVICES ARE WITHOUT PITY.
THE INFERNAL DEVICES ARE WITHOUT REGRET.
THE INFERN...
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When I first arrived in London, I so quickly tired of being surrounded by so many people that it was...
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When Will says 'enterprising', he means 'morally deficient.'"
"No, I mean enterprising," said ...
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I want you to be happy, and him to be happy. And yet when you walk that aisle to meet him and join y...
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Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE
Demon pox, oh demon pox
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town<...
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You bit de Quincey," he said. "You fool. He's a vampire. You know what it means to bite a vampire." ...
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You said I am a good man," he said. "But I am not that good a man. And I am--I am catastrophically i...
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Love potions? For Will 'erondale? 'Tain't my way to turn down payment, but any man who looks like yo...
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You serve a greater cause. Your life is not yours to throw away (Magnus Bane)
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I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side way...
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If Jem dies, I cannot be with Tessa,” said Will. “Because it will be as if I were waiting for hi...
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As the carriage whipped forward, they passed the alley she had spent so many days staring at—it wa...
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I'm trying to figure out how someone could live in a brothel for a month and not notice. You must be...
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Gideon Lightwood said he was at the Institute in Madrid. What on earth was he doing there?'
'Fa...
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Never trust a duck.
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I promise to charm the dickens out of him,' said Will, sitting up and readjusting his crushed hat. '...
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They say you cannot love two people equally at once,” she said. “And perhaps for others that is ...
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Words Have The Power To Change Us
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We should go back inside," she said, in a half whisper. She did not want to go back inside. She want...
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I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how...
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it was books that made me feel that perhaps i was not completely alone
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What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?" - Will Herondale
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You see it, don't you, James? Without Tessa there is nothing for me--no joy, no light, no life. I...
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Will-," Tessa began but it was too late, Church made a yowling noise at being woken, and lashed out ...
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If I might make a suggestion,” said Will. “About twenty paces behind us, in the Council room, is...
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For I wondered that others, subject to death, did live, since
he whom I loved, as if he should...
AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO
Perhaps you are a clockwork girl. Perhaps Mortmain’s warlock father built you, and now Mortmain se...
CASSANDRA CLARE
Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.
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wanting what you could not have led to misery and madness
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A sense of hopelessness had invaded his bones, as chill and as inescapable as the rain.
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Distruggere qualcosa è il modo migliore d'imparare.
K.W. JETER
You cannot save every bird, even the handsome ones.
WOOLSEY SCOTT
And of course Charlotte hasn't eaten a bit of dinner," Henry said, getting up. "I'll go see if Bridg...
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But—but...” Will sputtered.
“Oh, leave it,” said Jem, kicking Will, not without affecti...
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He wanted to run to her, wrap her in his arms. Protect her. But it was Jem’s place to do those thi...
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Will grinned. “Some of these books are dangerous,” he said. “It’s wise to be careful.”“O...
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The more beautiful the skin is, the more deadly it is. That's what Will's like. All that pretty face...
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Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for digestion." - Will Herondale
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Was this what it meant to love someone? That any burden was a burden shared, that they could give yo...
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Vengeance is a monster of appetite, forever bloodthirsty and never filled.
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH
I don’t understand what makes them come out like that!”“Hunger,” said Jem. “Were you think...
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Will, the boy who loved the same books she did, the same poetry she did, who made her laugh even whe...
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Wasn't it? Is loyalty still a commendable quality when it is misdirected?
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Not all that is mortal is useless.
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I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget...
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But you are not a lady, Jessamine—,” Charlotte began.“Dear me,” said Will. “Such harsh tru...
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With God on your side, what does luck matter?
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Of course, the guests were also staring because they know of my relationship with Camille, and are w...
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It is the mundanes who look at me and see something they do not understand—a boy who is not quite ...
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Change is not always accomplished peacefully, but that does not make it disadventageous.
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Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.
KEN BLANCHARD
A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody.
CARDINAL RETZ
A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody.
CARDINAL DE RETZ
Dear me. Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.
CASSANDRA CLARE
Do you miss Wales?” Tessa inquired.
Will shrugged lightly. “What’s to miss? Sheep and sin...
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Gracious, that's a lot of bosom you're showing." - Magnus Bane
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One is never alone with a rubber duck.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Will smiled the way Lucifer might have smiled, moments before he fell from Heaven.
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Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clear...
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It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me...
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Will rose slowly to his feet. He could not believe he was doing what he was doing, but it was clear ...
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He bent to put his cheek against hers. His breath against her ear made her shudder with each deliber...
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If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist?
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He wanted to make her laugh. He wanted to sit and listen to her talk about books until his ears fell...
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I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, t...
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Never mind that,” said Will. “I’m boasting of my investigative skills, and I would prefer to d...
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It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.
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Will," she said softly, sleepily. "Last night-" You were kind to me, she was going to say. <...
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Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background, the countless mino...
WALT WHITMAN
One whom the infernal gods of Hannibal will cause to be reborn, terror of mankind; never more horror...
NOSTRADAMUS
a despicable act by a bloodthirsty terrorist.
ARIEL SHARON
We will never feel safe in a hospital again. We will never feel we can trust the medical profession ...
JOHN SHANAGHER
Never judge another man on his appearance. Rusty barbed wire holds back more beasts than you will ev...
CLAYTON VANDERBURG
Don't be scared, puppy dog, little frog, little duck, duckie dog. It's just rain.
KIRAN DESAI
He had lost Will Herondale. And he did not know if he could ever get him back.
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For five years it had been his absolute truth. Jem and Will. Will and Jem. Will Herondale lives, the...
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Do reasons matter when there's nothing that can be done to change things.
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Sometimes, when I have to do something I don't want to do, I pretend I'm a character from a book. It...
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We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead.
PAUL RYAN
A sort of good-bye without saying good-bye," he said. "It is a reference to a passage in the Bible. ...
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Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy – all those things mat...
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Jem: Come in.
Jace: Where's Brother Zachariah?
Jem: I'm right here. Jace Herondale. And on...
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If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck
PROVERB
Do not put your trust in rivers, men who carry weapons, beasts with claws or horns, women, and membe...
CHANAKYA
I suspect he's sweet on Sophie and doesn't like to see her work too hard.'
Tessa was glad to he...
CASSANDRA CLARE
It was books that kept me from taking my own life after I thought I could never love anyone, never b...
CASSANDRA CLAIRE
We are all the pieces of what we remember. We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who lov...
CASSANDRA CLARE
It felt like being shot with an arrow, and Will jerked back. His wineglass crashed to the floor and ...
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In Will's experience, when someone who ought to be afraid wasn't, the reason was rarely bravery. Usu...
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Let me guess, Jessie. You ran across some poor woman in the park who had the misfortune of wearing a...
CASSANDRA CLARE
I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
MICHAEL CAINE
If you commit your wrong &mistake, it will teach the right lesson of life. Never trust words,always ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
She's really gone, then. The little girl with the back of her shirt sticking out like a duck tail,
SUZANNE COLLINS
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that b...
RICHARD C. CUSHING
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that b...
JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
The foundation of adult trust is not "You will never hurt me." It is "I trust myself with whatever y...
DAVID RICHO
Mundane education is regrettably prosaic," - Jace Lightwood-Herondale
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I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
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I want the world to be better because I was here.
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The first step is you have to say that you can.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin...
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When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS
I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
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I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try...
WILL SMITH
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping...
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I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o...
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I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th...
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It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul...
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I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
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It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent...
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One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner...
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The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan...
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I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
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I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
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Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
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My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
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I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
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Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
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Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
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We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
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I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
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I never met a man I didn't like.
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Joy comes from using your potential.
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Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
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But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
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The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
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Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
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As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
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Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS
I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
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It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
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The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
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Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
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Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet...
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Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon...
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
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Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
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I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
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In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
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Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
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The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS
No party is as bad as its leaders.
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Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
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The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS
If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
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Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL
I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR
All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS
The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS
We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL
It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
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Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
Education is the transmission of civilization.
WILL DURANT
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance.
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Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa...
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Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o...
WILL ADVISE
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS
Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th...
WILL SMITH
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS
Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p...
WILL SMITH
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS
One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re...
WILL SMITH
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
WILL FERRELL
The greatest gift you can give anyone is your undivided attention...
WILL SCHWALBE
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
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It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou...
GEORGE WILL
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS
Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions.
WILL DURANT
Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood...
WILL CUPPY
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the...
WILL DURANT
She is so totally absorbed in a vocation -- both a gift and a mastering passion -- that she has no t...
GEORGE WILL
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird...
WILL STANTON
Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
GEORGE WILL
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa...
GEORGE WILL
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
GEORGE WILL
It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r...
WILL DURANT
Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
WILL CUPPY
Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we h...
WILL DURANT
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS
Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS
As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE WILL
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS
Never mind your happiness; do your duty.
WILL DURANT
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS
Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes
GEORGE WILL
Modern man's capacity for destruction is quixotic evidence of humanity's capacity for reconstruction...
GEORGE WILL
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE WILL
Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say foot...
GEORGE WILL
Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
GEORGE WILL
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT
The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS
There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS
A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS
Americans are overreaching; overreaching is the most admirable and most American of the many America...
GEORGE WILL
The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS
Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS
There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS
Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing ...
WILL DURANT
Nature has never read the Declaration of Independence. It continues to make us unequal.
WILL DURANT
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
Every form of government tends to perish by excess of its basic principles.
WILL DURANT