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Related I'd rather make all my secrets public than have an image based on gossip. I'd rather put it ... EVE I'd much rather dress like a 5 year old than a 21 year old. I'd much rather wear a puffy sle... ELLE FANNING I'd rather win a pennant than an Academy Award. LARAINE DAY I'd much rather wear out than rust out. DAN RATHER I'd rather be shot than be seen falling out of some trendy club. BEN BARNES It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there be... JOSH BOWMAN I'd rather be a victor than a victim. ROBERT KIYOSAKI I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar. JUAN PABLO MONTOYA I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude. GERARD WAY I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. KEN KESEY I'd rather be lucky than good. LEFTY GOMEZ I'd rather there wasn't an afterlife, really. I'd much rather not be me for thousands of... WILLIAM GOLDING I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. KURT COBAIN I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I'd rather be in a tent than in a house. MARY LEAKEY I'd rather live in Nebraska than Washington. DAVE HEINEMAN I'd rather be nauseous than tired, I think. SAM SIMON I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. BOB BARKER I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. EMMA GOLDMAN I'd rather lose an argument than get into a long discussion in order to win it. RAFAEL NADAL I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate. JULIANNA MARGULIES I'd much rather be known as some curvy Kate than as some skinny stick. KATE WINSLET I'd rather be known for my accomplishments, and for things that I really do take pride in, rathe... MARA WILSON I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch ... AL JOURGENSEN I'd rather be a lady of the evening than a feminist. WENDY E. LONG I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. WILSON MIZNER I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not. AUTRE NE VEUT I'd rather spend my time looking at the sky than listening to Whitney Houston. ROBERT SMITH I'd rather somebody punch me in the face than drop my sax. CLARENCE CLEMONS Some people would rather have a lie that makes them smile than a truth that makes them cry. I'm ... JOYCE GIRAUD It is true I'd rather get a hole in one than win an Academy Award. MALCOLM MCDOWELL The way I look at it, I'd rather make my own mistakes than have people make them for me. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS I'd rather live on my own than live with a face that looks at me with the wrong eyes. JANE BIRKIN I'd rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves. I'm proud of my body. HOLLY MADISON Even if I only had 10 readers, I'd rather do the book for them than for a million readers online... DANIEL CLOWES I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for a grant... MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self... MO ROCCA And why not death rather than living torment? To die is to be banish'd from myself; And Silvia i... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I'd rather create a miniature painting than a Taj Mahal of a book. MOHSIN HAMID I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds. ALEX KAPRANOS I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a mov... NATALIE PORTMAN I'd rather break stones on the king's highway than hem a handkerchief. ANNE SULLIVAN I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. Tha... JEFF FOXWORTHY I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching fo... MILTON BERLE I'd much rather go to a Banksy art show than a Moby art show. My art is painfully naive. MOBY Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting... SOPHIA BUSH I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying. MIKE BIRBIGLIA I'd rather be the cool aunt than the authoritative aunt. SOLANGE KNOWLES I loved to make a great defensive play, I'd rather do that than hit a home run. BILL DICKEY Writing is very good for household tasks. Because you'd rather fix a dripping tap or paint an ol... DAMON GALGUT I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five. MICK JAGGER If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman ... ANNA HELD I'd rather see the United States as a beacon of good work and good citizenship, rather than as #... HOWARD GARDNER I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. RON WHITE I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. GEORGE BURNS I was of the type who gets bullied rather than the one who does the bullying, which I'm glad abo... LILY COLE I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me. CAO CAO I'd rather be a kid and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with a woman's heart. NIALL HORAN I'd rather be David Ladd's father than Alan Ladd any day. ALAN LADD I don't want to rust out, I'd rather wear out. FRITZ HOLLINGS I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards. PAUL O'GRADY I'd much rather be worrying about playing that note in tune, and picking out the best way to arr... TRENT REZNOR I'd rather have a good food - lots and lots of different varieties of good foods - than search f... BEE WILSON I rarely do masks because, if I have any extra time, I'd rather spend it with my friends than on... EVA HERZIGOVA I think every single imperfection adds to your beauty. I'd rather be imperfect than perfect. SONAM KAPOOR I'd rather share the glory of a hit than star by myself in a flop. KATE JACKSON Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly. LIAM SMITH When the hospital sends for me, when the ambulance comes and I ease my way out of the world, I'd... ELAINE STRITCH I'd rather have a search engine or a compiler on a deserted island than a game. JOHN CARMACK I'd rather have dinner with Don King than with Mark Furhman. But then, I'm American. I have ... TUCKER CARLSON I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. JACK BLACK I'd rather make the cut in the Crosby than win another Oscar. JACK LEMMON I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home. FLORENCE KING I'd rather be a face for happiness and doing things that you have a passion for, rather than fak... ELENA DELLE DONNE I'd rather be dead and in heaven than afraid to do what I think is right. CHARLES EVERS Even in real life, I'd rather hang out with guys. LAURA PREPON I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. LUCILLE BALL I'd much rather go out and have music randomly presented to me by different DJs than stay home a... MOBY Yes, I would loved to have just sustained myself through my art, but less than one in a billion musi... MARY LAMBERT I would say I'd rather dig a ditch, you know, do hard, manual labor than write lyrics. NATALIE MERCHANT I'd much rather play the psycho than the pretty girl in hot pants. CUSH JUMBO In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me. JOSH PECK I'd rather do a great play than a mediocre play in New York. As much as I'd like to be seen ... LAILA ROBINS I'd rather be a good person off the field than a good baseball player on the field. BRYCE HARPER I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. KARL PILKINGTON I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed. ROBERT H. SCHULLER I'd literally rather hang out at the T.G.I. Friday's in New Jersey than tool around at a pla... PATRICK CARNEY I think I'd much rather have a wooden stick and metallic ball than a real dire wolf on set. RICHARD MADDEN I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance. E. E. CUMMINGS I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that... EDGAR WRIGHT In five years' time I'd like to be a mum. I want to settle down and have a family, definitel... ADELE My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that... KALEY CUOCO I'm not really on a mission to tell anybody anything. I'd rather be figured out. DIANA KRALL I'd rather be voted 'the sexiest man in Denmark' than 'the ugliest man in Denmark... MADS MIKKELSEN I'd rather make an interesting film that gets people talking, that maybe some people hate, than ... EMILY BROWNING As a callow 18-year-old leaving for college, I'd seen my home town as a mere launching pad for a... MARGOT LEE SHETTERLY I'd rather play in the major leagues and have some bad games than play consistently good ball in... SIMON SINEK I've had my heart broken, and it's not fun. But I'd rather have my heart broken than bre... JOSH HARTNETT I like being involved in interesting and creative things. I'd just rather be involved in creatin... KAREN GILLAN
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When we lock up our lives for wealth, t... WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
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