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If there's a heaven upon the earth, a fellow knows it whenHe's been away from home a week, and then gets back again.


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WILL ROGERS It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou...
GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions.
WILL DURANT Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood...
WILL CUPPY The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the...
WILL DURANT She is so totally absorbed in a vocation -- both a gift and a mastering passion -- that she has no t...
GEORGE WILL Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird...
WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
GEORGE WILL The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa...
GEORGE WILL The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
GEORGE WILL It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r...
WILL DURANT