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Art is a form of catharsis.


Dorothy Parker

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MARCEL PROUST Sunlight dusts them; Water is damp; Crosses pain them; And beheadings cause cramps—
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MINDY KALING To me art is a form of manifest revolt, total and complete.
JEAN TINGUELY We have a lot that we've offered this country. It's our art form. It's America's art form.
WYNTON MARSALIS Dancing to her represented a form of art.
CONNIE JACKSON Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century.
MARSHALL MCLUHAN Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century.
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JASON WEISS I think multicamera comedy is a much-maligned American art form.
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JULIA CHILD Forgive me, but what is the purpose of drama but catharsis?
EDWARD ZWICK Any form of art is political if you make it that way.
D.R.A.M. There's something about a catharsis that is very important.
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BARRY JENKINS Art distills sensation and embodies it with enhanced meaning in a memorable form - or else it is not...
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LENNY BRUCE Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to the growth of art.
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DANNY ROBERTS The object of art is to crystallize emotion into thought and then give it form.
FRANCOIS DELSARTE Anime is intended to have ambiguous features. That's part of the art form.
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TONI MORRISON Film is a very collaborative art form...you just have to get used to it.
DAVID HOWARD There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
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BRUCE GLOVER You must not think that feeling is everything. . . . Art is nothing without form.
GUSTAVE FLAUBERT I consider skateboarding an art form, a lifestyle and a sport.
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SUTTON FOSTER I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers.
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JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE It's an opportunity to expose individuals to another form of art.
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LESLIE FIEDLER Non-figurative art is created by establishing a dynamic rhythm of determinate mutual relations which...
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FARSHAD ASL I've always loved singing and the catharsis of it.
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JASON MARSDEN I do not regard advertising as entertainment or an art form, but as a medium of information.
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DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
DOROTHY PARKER Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
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I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
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DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
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DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
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Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
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They stroked my cheek and brow;
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Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
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DOROTHY PARKER Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
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DOROTHY PARKER His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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DOROTHY PARKER Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of...
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DOROTHY PARKER Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
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DOROTHY PARKER Misfortune tests friends, and detects enemies
DOROTHY PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded
wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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A cherry bough gone white with Spring-
But what I think,...
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Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cau...
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DOROTHY PARKER The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories ...
DOROTHY PARKER My land is bare of chattering folk;
the clouds are low along the ridges,
and sweet's the air...
DOROTHY PARKER One more drink and I'll be under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
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DOROTHY PARKER Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can n...
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DOROTHY PARKER Travel, trouble, music, art,
A kiss, a frock, a rhyme -
I never said they feed my heart, DOROTHY PARKER Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
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I bask in dreams of suicide,
If cool my heart and high ...
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DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
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DOROTHY PARKER Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can...
DOROTHY PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
afte...
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DOROTHY PARKER If, with the literate, I am/ Impelled to try an epigram,/ I never seek to take the credit;/ We all a...
DOROTHY PARKER Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.
DOROTHY PARKER Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
DOROTHY PARKER I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
DOROTHY PARKER This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."
DOROTHY PARKER Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.
DOROTHY PARKER Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
DOROTHY PARKER tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
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DOROTHY PARKER Excuse my dust
DOROTHY PARKER Check enclosed.
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DOROTHY PARKER Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Painter or plumber or never-do-well,
Do me a favor and ...
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DOROTHY PARKER Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work whil...
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who know the storm
DOROTHY PARKER People are more fun than any body
DOROTHY PARKER I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule...
DOROTHY PARKER I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
DOROTHY PARKER There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simp...
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.
DOROTHY PARKER I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table...
DOROTHY PARKER My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air wit...
DOROTHY PARKER The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!
DOROTHY PARKER This is on me. [suggested for her tombstone]
DOROTHY PARKER Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to exci...
DOROTHY PARKER Money is only congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I...
DOROTHY PARKER I hate writing, I love having written.
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