April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.


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ED ROLLINS
There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.
ED ROLLINS
One of the reasons a strategist never sits in a stadium and gets caught up in the crowds - and never...
ED ROLLINS
I have been a practitioner of tough politics for many decades. There is little that amazes me and ev...
ED ROLLINS
While I do not hesitate to applaud certain aspects of the resolution honoring the sacrifices of our ...
ED PASTOR
Stopping Vieques bombing range good; sooner is better.
ED PASTOR
I will work to restore fiscal responsibility to our country's budget and to provide for a more r...
ED PASTOR
Obviously, it gave me a chance to see Barcelona. I won't deny that. But I also had a chance to s...
ED PASTOR
While prices of goods continue to rise, American worker's wages remain stagnant.
ED PASTOR
Health care should be affordable for everyone.
ED PASTOR
Make health care a right, not a privilege.
ED PASTOR
As a former high school teacher, I know that investing in education is one of the most important thi...
ED PASTOR
Funding and maintaining programs from Head Start to Pell Grants must be a high priority.
ED PASTOR
Access to basic quality health care is one of the most important domestic issues facing our nation.
ED PASTOR
What we do want to see is reforms that are going to have a permanent effect on the budget deficit.
ED PARKER
With every social media, there's hate and things like that.
ED OXENBOULD
I don't watch any horror films. I get scared very easily.
ED OXENBOULD
I love to watch low-budget indie artsy films, but I do also love the big blockbuster things. I would...
ED OXENBOULD
I've had horrible days where you wake up with a zit, and you have to film, and it's terrible...
ED OXENBOULD
I love working in America!
ED OXENBOULD
I love reading; I really enjoy it. I read books quite fast, which kind of annoys me, but I like it a...
ED OXENBOULD
I never really grasped how big it was when I initially got 'Alexander'; I thought, 'Ooh,...
ED OXENBOULD
My friends and I often film videos when we get together and hang out, and they're usually just s...
ED OXENBOULD
I listen to a lot of music, and I listen to some rap, and I do like listening to Biggie Smalls.
ED OXENBOULD
I have a real interest in baking. I'd love to go to culinary school. That's actually my plan...
ED OXENBOULD
Baking is my pastime. I just love creating things. But it's not what I want to do for a living. ...
ED OXENBOULD
My goal was never to win awards. Mine was let me get to a place where I don't have to work. I do...
ED O'NEILL
I channel surf like probably most people.
ED O'NEILL
I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it.
ED O'NEILL
I got into television, and I'm a television guy, so I've never really had a movie career.
ED O'NEILL
I prefer to underplay scenes rather than, you know, be big and drive them. And sometimes you have to...
ED O'NEILL
Security was another reason. You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money.
ED O'NEILL
I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And tha...
ED O'NEILL
I was very slender and small. All my friends were on the team, so I had to make it too. I was a very...
ED O'NEILL