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Jesse Helms

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CARL BARKS I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a muse...
ELAYNE BOOSLER We couldn't generalize on the people. Some of them were known to be tough guys and they didn'...
JAMES STOCKDALE I had seen 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and I thought that was a different kind of ...
DENNIS FARINA I read some of my stories recently and thought, 'How in the hell did I get away with that?' I had so...
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KELLY JONES Jesse Helms has never been an invincible man.
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KEITH BARRY To me, Garth, he's kind of like my guardian angel. It's like every time I need some help, he...
CHRIS LEDOUX I think all women have a friend who at some point dumped them or betrayed them or deeply disappointe...
LISA SEE I think it's kind of funny, but I tone them out a whole lot of the time. Some of the things that I h...
BAM DOYNE I'm saddened by the fact that there are these kind of athletes that competed in the SEA Games, but a...
ROBERT AVENTAJADO Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason -...
BILL JAMES It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o...
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BELINDA BORRELLI I fell in love with Neil's pain. We were in this cocoon of intensity. Neil and I were uniquely i...
CARRIE SNODGRESS We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want...
PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world.
PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ...
CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you...
KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend.
KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th...
ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ...
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker.
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.'
ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha...
ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu...
ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person.
ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me...
ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au...
ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about.
ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media.
ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive.
ZARA PHILLIPS The horses are all characters, all personalities. Some you get along with, some you don't, some ...
ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken.
ZARA PHILLIPS Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows.
ZARA PHILLIPS My mother is massively into sailing, so we always had Musto clothes, and it went on from there, real...
ZARA PHILLIPS The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise tha...
ZARA PHILLIPS In our sport you're very lucky to find a horse of a lifetime and I found mine relatively early. ...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't have a stylist, and I do most of my shopping online, just because it's easier. I don...
ZARA PHILLIPS I think Facebook's dangerous. So many people I know get into trouble with Facebook... I'd ra...
ZARA PHILLIPS I'm not a princess anyway so I find that quite weird to be labelled as one.
ZARA PHILLIPS Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
KING JAMES I My dear mamma is quite right when she says that we must lay down principles and not depart from them...
MARIE ANTOINETTE I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me they are more fascina...
WALLIS SIMPSON PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' bea...
WALLIS SIMPSON I am so anxious for you not to abdicate and I think the fact that you do is going to put me in the w...
WALLIS SIMPSON I hate this place. I shall hate it to my grave.
WALLIS SIMPSON I look a hundred and weigh 110 - you won't love me when you see the wreck England has made me.
WALLIS SIMPSON A woman's life can really be a succession of lives, each revolving around some emotionally compe...
WALLIS SIMPSON Never explain, never complain.
WALLIS SIMPSON You have no idea how hard it is to live out a great romance.
WALLIS SIMPSON I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers.
WALLIS SIMPSON For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat.
WALLIS SIMPSON Forgive me for not writing but this man is exhausting.
WALLIS SIMPSON You can never be too rich or too thin.
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JESSE HELMS Farewell Fidel, that's the message of this bill,
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JESSE HELMS The Foreign Relations Committee will move with haste to confirm Gen. Powell, so that he is available...
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JESSE HELMS What I am suggesting is hard work and it can be slow work, but the rewards are well worth it.
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ED HELMS I'm kind of embarrassed by how quickly I adjusted to L.A. I really love it. It's so pleasant...
ED HELMS When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly diffic...
ED HELMS I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.
ED HELMS When you're in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you're not dealing with show business, ...
ED HELMS First there was the New Hampshire primary, and we had nearly a year leading up to it. And now, look!...
ED HELMS Vulnerability is huge. I love to see that in characters. It's something I feel like a lot of my ...
ED HELMS This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I&...
ED HELMS I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.
ED HELMS I'm a very jaded and cynical person.
ED HELMS My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's 'More Than Words' at one of ou...
ED HELMS I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have...
ED HELMS You take a vacation to a place like Thailand and you're ready for the excitement of something ne...
ED HELMS It's incredibly fun to play someone that you don't like. It exorcises your own demons in a w...
ED HELMS I do think fatigue plays a part in that. I think we got overeager sometimes (on defense), but fatigu...
BARBARA HELMS We weren't ready tonight, but we were able to rise up when we needed to.
BARBARA HELMS I wouldn't say this was our best defensive effort. But the press still was effective, particularly i...
BARBARA HELMS The press was effective, as normal, and I thought we were very unselfish. We moved the ball well.
BARBARA HELMS The real problem is arranging that experience in a way that tells a story, which is just incredible ...
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ED HELMS I had seen so many injustices done in the court by well-meaning people. I had lost fourteen clients ...
RICHARD HELMS I have a very strong bond with my dad, and if something was terribly wrong, I would feel it. And I f...
AMBER HELMS The biggest changes are the kids and the resources they have. They use the scientific method better ...
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BARBARA HELMS Kelley Harrow stood out. She was a force inside and outside.
BARBARA HELMS We have a deep bench. You're in the middle of a tournament. If you can rest some people it might hel...
BARBARA HELMS That's all you need to win. What we were trying to do was keep our lead, keep trying to score and mi...
BARBARA HELMS I felt like, as the subs came in, we got real good play from different people.
BARBARA HELMS I felt like our press was working fine, but I felt like we were not composed offensively. All we had...
BARBARA HELMS We're excited about it (the championship). We put ourselves in position to be in the game tonight, a...
BARBARA HELMS That was the plan ? we had those three ready to go. I thought that was really going to pick the temp...
BARBARA HELMS I thought we did a good job at that point of picking up the people we needed to.
BARBARA HELMS The technology is out there. Why don't we protect these men? ... I never want another family to go t...
AMBER HELMS This is always a fear of ours in our family. Always a fear. There's nothing you can do but wait.
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LYNN HELMS I never wear long sleeves. I don't like anything on my arms when I play.
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DENNIS HELMS He has his good days and his bad days. He still sees friends. Company is good for him. He is still s...
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DENNIS HELMS This is a very good win for us. We come back home and had the crowd behind us and it helped.
DENNIS HELMS They're very good, and they don't do a lot of spectacular things. They just do solid things.
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GINGER HELMS It's a fun atmosphere, you can come in a have a meal and just watch and be an observer.
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JESSE ANDREWS Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
JESSE JACKSON Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
JESSE JACKSON With This Time Lost, Comes Time To Spend.
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JESSE JACKSON We've removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.
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JESSE OWENS Your children need your presence more than your presents.
JESSE JACKSON A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.
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JESSE OWENS People come out to see you perform and you've got to give them the best you have within you. The liv...
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JESSE JACKSON I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best against the odds. As I develop and s...
JESSE JACKSON The acquiring of culture is the development of an avid hunger for knowledge and beauty.
JESSE BENNETT If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.
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JESSE WILLIAMS Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; swe...
JESSE JACKSON To a liar, the most dangerous individual is the person who catches lies but doesn't say anything...
JESSE BALL There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.
JESSE VENTURA We've removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.
JESSE JACKSON Watch the walls come down, whether it's in the South or on Wall Street. When the walls come down...
JESSE JACKSON Deliberation and debate is the way you stir the soul of our democracy.
JESSE JACKSON A man must be willing to die for justice. Death is an inescapable reality and men die daily, but goo...
JESSE JACKSON In tough economic times, desperate people do desperate things, and the abortion rate goes up.
JESSE JACKSON When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a d...
JESSE JACKSON Time is neutral and does not change things. With courage and initiative, leaders change things.
JESSE JACKSON Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
JESSE JACKSON No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to fly high. No government, no legislature...
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JESSE JACKSON Life has its dimensions in the mysterious.
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JESSE STONE If you fall behind, run faster. Never give up, never surrender, and rise up against the odds.
JESSE JACKSON Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the m...
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JESSE JACKSON For a time, at least, I was the most famous person in the entire world.
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JESSE OWENS Life doesn't give you all the practice races you need.
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JESSE OWENS Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.
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JESSE ANDREWS I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.
JESSE ANDREWS So in order to understand everything that happened, you have to start from the premise that high sch...
JESSE ANDREWS But the hardest is watching your son watching his friend die.
JESSE ANDREWS I mean, you can know someone is dying on an intellectual level, but emotionally it hasn't really hit...
JESSE ANDREWS Theory: People always get fired up when an unattractive girl an unattractive dude are dating each ot...
JESSE ANDREWS And the point of Rachel the Film should really have been to express how awful and shitty that loss w...
JESSE ANDREWS There are two kinds of hot girls: Evil Hot Girls, and Hot Girls Who Are Also Sympathetic Good-Hearte...
JESSE ANDREWS Are you done eating that?"
"What?"
"You shouldn't finish that, Dad's gonna want some." JESSE ANDREWS I might accidentally become like a hermit or a terrorist or something.
JESSE ANDREWS We used to be pretty good friends, but fourteen-year-old girls are psychotic.
JESSE ANDREWS Usually it's when your guard is down that you find yourself saying the most dick sentences of your l...
JESSE ANDREWS Look, I was an idiot. I didn't want people to think that I had a crush, so I decided to give everyon...
JESSE ANDREWS let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific t...
JESSE ANDREWS I entered Excessive Modesty Mode. Nothing is stupider and more ineffective than Excessive Modesty Mo...
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