Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.