Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.

Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet.