FastSaying

And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.


Garry Trudeau

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

Since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps i...
GARRY TRUDEAU I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Maybe,' he said hesitantly, 'maybe there is a beast.'
The assembly cried out savagely and Ralph...
WILLIAM GOLDING They looked at each other, baffled, in love and hate.
WILLIAM GOLDING Garry Trudeau put me in the Doonesbury strip many years ago. So I've been a cartoon once.
STEVE CROPPER Most of the characteristics used to determine length of time since death are determined by insect ac...
WILLIAM BASS Before I got here, I thought that the way out of the labyrinth was to pretend that it didn't exist, ...
JOHN GREEN Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA In the end, night calls and we go. Mind, body and soul we go.
MARTY RUBIN I'm always highly irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It i...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Hard to restrain, unstable is this mind; it flits wherever it lists. Good it is to control the mind....
GAUTAMA BUDDHA To fear death, gentlemen, is no other than to think oneself wise when one is not, to think one knows...
SOCRATES The first crime was mine: I committed it when I made man mortal. Once I had done that, what was left...
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Why do we always begin to think about people when they die? I think we should think about people whi...
C. JOYBELL C. Might not live long but I know I'ma die happy.
JONATHAN ANTHONY BURKETT Lie you easy, dream you light,
And sleep you fast for aye;
And luckier may you find the ni...
A.E. HOUSMAN I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON When each and every believer rises up to serve others and function according to their capacity, the ...
HENRY HON At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, w...
RICK RIORDAN America indeed has become a progressive nation, if we understand "progressive" to mean progressing a...
RON BRACKIN God created us in his image, male and female, with personhood and sexual passions, so that when he c...
JOHN PIPER Who are we if not the stories we pass down? What happens when there's no one left to tell those stor...
CARRIE RYAN Anger - a beast within us that needs taming.
SARU SINGHAL Pastor Smith did not have the religious constitution needed to provide salvation for any of us who�...
CHERYL R COWTAN And what good is a voice when so few will listen?
STACEY JAY It's your weakness gives them their strength. Mark how they dare not speak to me. A nameless horror ...
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Let it crumble! Let the rocks revile me and flowers wilt at my coming. Your whole universe is not en...
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Percy was getting tired of water.
If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Po...
RICK RIORDAN We pay a price for everything we get or take in this world; and although ambitions are well worth ha...
L.M. MONTGOMERY The only real equality is in the cemetery
GERMAN PROVERB Any death is stupid from the viewpoint of whoever is undergoing it, Adam One used to say, because no...
MARGARET ATWOOD Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look t...
RICK RIORDAN Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”
She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe...
RICK RIORDAN If not for the horses, Piper would've died.
RICK RIORDAN Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed.
RICK RIORDAN If I wasn't serving in Congress, I've always wanted to be a high school teacher. Specificall...
BRAD SCHNEIDER I now wondered if the lullaby of death was not a lovely song, but the droning of flies. If flies and...
SARAH J. MAAS We still should have enough time to reach Rome.”
Hazel scowled. “When you say should hav...
RICK RIORDAN This is Buford,” Leo announced.
“You name your furniture?” Frank asked.
RICK RIORDAN He’d learned years ago it was better not to dwell too much on who was related to whom on the godly...
RICK RIORDAN Did someone just call me the wine dude?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas...
RICK RIORDAN Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. “You do have a plan?”
Percy wanted to step ...
RICK RIORDAN Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means ...
RICK RIORDAN I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered.
The taxi driver grinned in...
RICK RIORDAN We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL If in barbed wire things can bloom, why couldn't I? I will not die, I will not die.
FRIEDL AND THE CHILDREN OF TEREZIN The real thing that keeps men and women apart, is fear. Women blame men and men blame women, but the...
C. JOYBELL C. Anything man can make, man can destroy.
JONATHAN ANTHONY BURKETT Birth and Death are words we chose to describe the doorways in and out of a cycle. This cycle is con...
FRANKLIN GILLETTE An Indigo Bunting let out a trill, a cheery song, reminding me of better days, of hope and happiness...
CHERYL R COWTAN While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance....
GENA SHOWALTER Your life today is the result of a series of decisions you made that have caused you to arrive where...
CHRIS PRENTISS A strong personal philosophy does more than sustain us through the tragedies of life. It also stains...
CHRIS PRENTISS The answers are never "out there." All the answers are "in there," inside you, waiting to be discove...
CHRIS PRENTISS Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you?”
His hair was grease...
RICK RIORDAN Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”
“Tempting,” ...
RICK RIORDAN We die a day at a time
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA I guess I think differently than most folks. I think the reason the world is a mystical, enchanting ...
E. M. CRANE The fear of death never left me; I couldn't get used to the thought; I would still sometimes shake a...
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us—long-range radar, still not in sight.” RICK RIORDAN Nuclear, ecological, chemical, economic — our arsenal of Death by Stupidity is impressive for a sp...
JEANETTE WINTERSON oh.
she heard it
too-no waters
coursing, canyon
empty, sun
soundless- ...
BARBARA BLATNER I could simply
kill you now,
get it over with,
who would
know the difference...
BARBARA BLATNER ...gripping the
rim of the sink
you claw your
way to stand
and cling there, ...
BARBARA BLATNER …the trouble with oaths of the form, death before dishonor, is that eventually, given enoug...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD The stench of death massaged my skin; it took years to wash away.
JAMES WILDE Eros (or call it lust if you will), is like a beautiful, magnificent Afghan Hound! A pure white Afgh...
C. JOYBELL C. Dreams, just dreams, it's all illusion
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA God has the capacity to look at the world through two lenses. When God looks at a painful or wicked ...
JOHN PIPER The kindness that we receive from others in life, is also the kindness that we will want to give. Th...
C. JOYBELL C. blue-gold sky, fresh cloud,
emerald-black mountain, trees
on rocky ledges,

o...
BARBARA BLATNER This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
RICK RIORDAN I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine...
RICK RIORDAN The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to hav...
RICK RIORDAN [Iris] squeezed his hand. "Don't lose hope, Frank. Rainbows always stand for hope.
RICK RIORDAN Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.
RICK RIORDAN In the journey of life, certain paths may seem to be leading nowhere because of a mountain or hill o...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Hope," Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels.
RICK RIORDAN Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?”
“Probably,” Frank said.
“She�...
RICK RIORDAN What exactly did you find in Atlanta?”
Frank unzipped his backpack and started bringing out s...
RICK RIORDAN Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a ...
RICK RIORDAN We have within ourselves as a species, to find the beauty in everything. And once we master it, we w...
TOM ALTHOUSE Each day before the end of eve
she sought her lover, nor would him leave,
until the stars ...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN What? You run? Coward! Stand still and die!”
Percy had no intention of doing that.
RICK RIORDAN Franny understood then that grace was not like a present. It could not be given, and it could not be...
AMANDA WARD EYRE Life is a journey of faces. Each face sees a new group of people changing the face of life and livin...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never...
RICK RIORDAN She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.
DIANA WYNNE JONES The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a...
NEIL GAIMAN What is the Other?" they ask.
The Other is the one who taught me whatI should be like, but not ...
PAULO COELHO If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert w...
DARYNDA JONES Though we are terrorized by death, it's not different from birth, it just happens
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA She now knew her death was inevitable, and with that acceptance came liberation. The courage of the ...
TESS GERRITSEN We need not fear death, for it is simply the next phase of life. We never die, we simply change form...
THE TRUTH It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II

More Garry Trudeau

The strips about the military do seem to provoke moving and thoughtful responses. It's nice when...
GARRY TRUDEAU I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many of the soldiers being wou...
GARRY TRUDEAU In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are.
GARRY TRUDEAU Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you...
GARRY TRUDEAU I think it's very dangerous for people who do anything that's public to venture on the Web a...
GARRY TRUDEAU I found that not having a public profile was not hurting the work, and it freed me up to be the sati...
GARRY TRUDEAU In their heyday, comics were a dominant force in popular culture, but that's over.
GARRY TRUDEAU I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at persp...
GARRY TRUDEAU Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... ...
GARRY TRUDEAU In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
GARRY TRUDEAU I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
GARRY TRUDEAU Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia...
GARRY TRUDEAU Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
GARRY TRUDEAU There is nothing worse than annotated humour.
GARRY TRUDEAU I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monito...
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU I don't want to sound disingenuous here - controversy is obviously good for business, especially...
GARRY TRUDEAU Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should neve...
GARRY TRUDEAU Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understan...
GARRY TRUDEAU Because I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't?
GARRY TRUDEAU The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, ...
GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the ...
GARRY TRUDEAU For the most part, editors no longer view 'Doonesbury' as a rolling provocation, which is fi...
GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bat...
GARRY TRUDEAU I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
GARRY TRUDEAU America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arroga...
GARRY TRUDEAU That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the enterta...
GARRY TRUDEAU When you're young, you don't feel iconoclastic - you're just kind of doing what seems na...
GARRY TRUDEAU That's for the readers to adjudge, but I will say that in general public commentators have nowhere n...
GARRY TRUDEAU Since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps i...
GARRY TRUDEAU second-guessing editors. They're obliged to be responsive to their individual communities, and I'm n...
GARRY TRUDEAU There are so many ways to get it wrong, ... They figured, correctly, I could use all the help I coul...
GARRY TRUDEAU Comic-strip artists generally have very modest ambitions. Day to day, we labor to fit together all t...
GARRY TRUDEAU When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i...
GARRY TRUDEAU There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha...
GARRY TRUDEAU Nor will I be using any imagery that mocks Jesus Christ.
GARRY TRUDEAU Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader, ... Bu...
GARRY TRUDEAU Editors finally began to understand that the audience was largely self-selecting, and that the reade...
GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bath...
GARRY TRUDEAU Medical decisions have been politicized. What doctor wants a state legislator in his consulting room...
GARRY TRUDEAU Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home in all parts of the cou...
PIERRE TRUDEAU Canada has always been there to help people who need it.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I think Canadians are tired of politicians that are spun and scripted within an inch of their life, ...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I trust Canadians to be able to look at the different parties, the different leaders, the plans, the...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU The federal government's role is to establish a process whereby industry can pitch a project, an...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I think Canadians want to get a feel for the people who will serve them... and, for me, I think that...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU The Liberal party has always worked with multiple parties in the House to make sure we're being ...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU It takes two to destroy a marriage.
MARGARET TRUDEAU Canada was built around a very simple premise. A promise that you can work hard and succeed and buil...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I've made the commitment to Canadians that I'm going to stay myself, and I'm going stay ...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Living your life in the public eye is a greater burden than most people can imagine.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I sort of locked into the idea that if I could be the perfect son to both of my parents, well maybe ...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU People don't believe that any politician is any different from any other one.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Once Canadians no longer believe that there is any good in politics, they no longer feel we can work...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Can I actually make a difference? Can I get people to believe in politics once again? Can I get peop...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Connecting with Canadians isn't about what you say, it's about what you're listening to....
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Promising something that seems popular at the time that you know you're never going to deliver -...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I think people understand that if you're going to have a successful economy, you need people'...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU When my father died, I had millions of people supporting me in a very, very difficult time. I have r...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I had to learn to dismiss people who would criticize me based on nothing, but I also had to learn no...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU If we wander around as politicians jumping at every shadow and desperately afraid of having our word...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU In 2012, the Liberal Party affirmed overwhelmingly at the policy convention that we are a pro-choice...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I was a high-school teacher. I am a strong advocate for women's rights, and I'm not a woman.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU We're asking those who have done well to do a little more for the people who need it.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU At one point, people are going to have to realize that maybe I know what I'm doing.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I think growing an economy is a good way to help with a deficit, but ultimately, it's about fisc...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Canadians are nice and polite. It's not just a stereotype.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU My father raised us to step toward trouble rather than to step away from it.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Who cares about winning? We should focus on serving.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU My idea of freedom is that we should protect the rights of people to believe what their conscience d...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU You can't run a government from one single person. What instead matters is that leadership be ab...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I am a teacher. It's how I define myself. A good teacher isn't someone who gives the answers...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I'm not going to reduce the choices of Canadians at the ballot box by backroom deals or secret a...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU When I get out across the country and listen to people, the resentment that I see and the frustratio...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU My life is one long curve, full of turning points.
PIERRE TRUDEAU I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of government meet only to go through...
PIERRE TRUDEAU The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
PIERRE TRUDEAU The Past is to be respected and acknoledged, but not to be worshiped. It is our future in which we w...
PIERRE TRUDEAU Some things I never learned to like. I didn't like to kiss babies, though I didn't mind kissing thei...
PIERRE TRUDEAU Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, le...
PIERRE TRUDEAU Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are base...
PIERRE TRUDEAU I can't be a rose in any man's lapel.
MARGARET TRUDEAU The essential ingredient of politics is timing.
PIERRE TRUDEAU For me, I've always been Justin Trudeau, son of. All my life I've had to know I was carrying...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I'm talking about things that no one wants to admit.
KEVIN TRUDEAU I continue to get positive feedback from the surrounding communities. This is apparently something t...
ROGER TRUDEAU I changed my priority from making money to positively impacting people.
KEVIN TRUDEAU If Rob Ford decided he wanted to run for the Liberal Party in 2015, we'd say, 'No, sorry, th...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU The Liberal Party will not vote - no Liberal member of Parliament will vote - to take away a woman&#...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU My father's values and vision of this country obviously form everything I have as values and ide...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-t...
PIERRE TRUDEAU I know that a prime minister of Canada needs to be deeply respectful of the other levels of governme...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Canadians want to elect good people to be their voice in Ottawa.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU We need the middle class to feel more confident about its prospects and about its future. We need to...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I think I'd work on making sure that Canadians have opportunities to find good jobs, to grow, to...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU A very powerful mechanism to get elected is to play on anger and pick those wedge issues.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I think it's hard to know how one deals in situations of confrontation until you're actually...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I remember the bad times as a succession of painful emotional snapshots: Me walking into the library...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU One of the challenges that Vancouver and cities across the country are facing is that we don't h...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU I have been incredibly lucky all my life. I've had a family that has loved me and given me incre...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia...
GARY TRUDEAU The past is to be respected and acknowledged, but not worshipped; it is our future in which we will ...
PIERRE TRUDEAU Sixty-three percent of the land in the U.P. is open to the public through state, federal or managed ...
ROGER TRUDEAU You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny...
GARRY SHANDLING Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
GARRY SHANDLING There is nothing as mysterious as a fact clearly described. I photograph to see what something will ...
GARRY WINOGRAND Photography is about finding out what can happen in the frame. When you put four edges around some f...
GARRY WINOGRAND I don't get far enough into a boring book to hate it.
GARRY WILLS There's an interesting contrast between born Catholics and converts. Converts are often much mor...
GARRY WILLS I don't really write for an audience. I just write what the subject seems to me to require.
GARRY WILLS I have nothing against priests. In fact, I tried for a time to be one... It should be clear, then, t...
GARRY WILLS I'm hardly macho. I present myself as very unnoticeable.
GARRY WILLS Leadership - mobilization toward a common goal.
GARRY WILLS The leader is one who mobilizes others toward a goal shared by leaders and followers... Leaders, fol...
GARRY WILLS Bitcoin will make a dent in society when more normal transactions occur that would have occurred wit...
GARRY TAN Being right is important. Too many great teams march off saying, 'If we build it, they will come...
GARRY TAN Bitcoin has the potential to destroy credit cards and banks as we know it. Maybe that is a good thin...
GARRY TAN I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
GARRY SHANDLING 'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at ...
GARRY SHANDLING I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
GARRY SHANDLING I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at...
GARRY SHANDLING But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I lov...
GARRY SHANDLING I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
GARRY SHANDLING There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bo...
GARRY SHANDLING I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot o...
GARRY SHANDLING I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the qu...
GARRY SHANDLING I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I re...
GARRY SHANDLING I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinc...
GARRY SHANDLING Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can ...
GARRY SHANDLING I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal ...
GARRY SHANDLING Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is...
GARRY SHANDLING My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
GARRY SHANDLING I never got beaten up, because I was a wisecracking jokester. I could make a bully laugh before he d...
GARRY MARSHALL My first name, with the rare two-r spelling, came from a sportswriter named Garry Schumacher. My par...
GARRY MARSHALL A lot of people come work with me because I keep an open set, and people can visit. Julia Roberts us...
GARRY MARSHALL I was a journalist. I was a drummer. I was everything. I didn't know what the heck I was. But wi...
GARRY MARSHALL You go to a theater now and you literally see parents watching the movie and they suddenly cover the...
GARRY MARSHALL I don't sit well. I like to move around as I talk.
GARRY MARSHALL When I was five years old, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. My mom played the piano, and...
GARRY MARSHALL My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a lau...
GARRY MARSHALL I didn't want to do movies with hundreds of camels crossing the desert followed by tanks and thi...
GARRY MARSHALL We can't compete with Mel Gibson, but we figured we could do our part.
GARRY MARSHALL Religion has a good place and it has its good people.
GARRY MARSHALL My happiest moments of growing up in the Bronx were when my mom would bring home a new sports magazi...
GARRY MARSHALL I must confess that the original 'Pretty Woman' was terrific and a hit, but I always felt th...
GARRY MARSHALL There's no better satisfaction than writing. I feel that writing is the best and everything else...
GARRY MARSHALL I try to find scripts of stories that kinda celebrate the human condition... let's talk about th...
GARRY MARSHALL There is more to life than show business.
GARRY MARSHALL Editing is the only process. The shooting is the pleasant work. The editing makes the movie, so I sp...
GARRY MARSHALL I always wanted to be known as the Norman Rockwell of television, and 'Happy Days' represent...
GARRY MARSHALL It's a hard job. It means giving up some things, but on the other hand they keep saying you can ...
GARRY MARSHALL When in doubt, you bring in relatives. Nepotism is a part of my work.
GARRY MARSHALL In the education of the American people, I am Recess.
GARRY MARSHALL I am a total believer of making the process a good time - make it memorable, have some fun, try to s...
GARRY MARSHALL We've been saying Putin is a dictator for years who doesn't care about the law.
GARRY KASPAROV I may play some exhibition games so I don't want to quit the game of chess completely. I just de...
GARRY KASPAROV There are many facts showing that Putin's people enriched themselves by using power mechanisms s...
GARRY KASPAROV I have great energy and I have great tasks ahead of me.
GARRY KASPAROV I have some strategical vision, I could calculate some few moves ahead and I have an intellect that ...
GARRY KASPAROV I wouldn't overestimate the importance of my popularity in the country and abroad but at the end...
GARRY KASPAROV More and more people in my country recognise the dangers of having their governors appointed by Puti...
GARRY KASPAROV It was not about losing my mental power; it's about not feeling good about my contribution to th...
GARRY KASPAROV Russian Parliament today is a bunch of puppets that just fall in with the instructions from Kremlin.
GARRY KASPAROV At the end of the day, it's all about money.
GARRY KASPAROV Ukraine had quite serious impact on the many Russians. They could see that ordinary people in Ukrain...
GARRY KASPAROV I organize a chess festival in Hungary. I support chess in schools, and I have my own chess foundati...
GARRY KASPAROV If you make a decision to fight for future of your own country you have to consider all the conseque...
GARRY KASPAROV I started playing chess when I was five years old. I learned the moves from my mother, then worked w...
GARRY KASPAROV Chess was natural for me; I was extremely successful.
GARRY KASPAROV I learned that fighting on the chess board could also have an impact on the political climate in the...
GARRY KASPAROV Women, by their nature, are not exceptional chess players: they are not great fighters.
GARRY KASPAROV As far as Irish writers being great, I think the fact that there have been two languages in Ireland ...
GARRY HYNES There wasn't anyone in my family who was involved in the theatre. I saw a few amateur plays when...
GARRY HYNES The odd thing about 'Cripple of Inishmaan' is it's never actually been performed on the ...
GARRY HYNES I still get called 'a stick of dynamite' or 'pint-sized dynamo,' stuff like that. Ac...
GARRY HYNES I think women are in much the same place in the Irish theater as they are everywhere else. Certainly...
GARRY HYNES The English playwrights of the '50s and '60s didn't really keep writing or getting produ...
GARRY HYNES I had spent time in New York, where I loved the idea that theater could be done up in tiny little ro...
GARRY HYNES I wouldn't call myself religious. I'm spiritual. Everybody's a bit more so as you get ol...
GARRY HYNES I was the first woman to win a Tony for directing, but the second woman came along five minutes late...
GARRY HYNES I think I'm attracted to writers who tell us something about ourselves.
GARRY HYNES I was born in Ballaghadreen, but I grew up in Galway, and when I went to the University College of G...
GARRY HYNES Plays by people like Martin McDonagh and Brian Friel attract huge audiences, not because they're...
GARRY HYNES I remember thinking, 'I can't act.' Pretending to be someone else is a terrifying though...
GARRY HYNES My father, Oliver Hynes, was an educator. He was originally just a teacher, a very good one, but the...
GARRY HYNES All women are inferior to men.
GARRY KASPAROV I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
GARRY SHANDLING It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
GARRY MARSHALL I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
GARRY SHANDLING Putin is like Al Capone.
GARRY KASPAROV I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
GARRY MOORE You cannot say, 'Go! Go! Rah! Rah! Good move!' People want some emotion. Chess is an art and...
GARRY KASPAROV Chess helps you to concentrate, improve your logic. It teaches you to play by the rules and take res...
GARRY KASPAROV Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
GARRY SHANDLING As I remember it, the bases were loaded. (asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
GARRY MADDOX It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
GARRY SHANDLING I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
GARRY SHANDLING I believe all state fairs are subsidized to some extent. How far do you go, I guess, is the question...
GARRY MOORE They had two really good teams those two years, but they've got a really good team this year. I'm ho...
GARRY MOORE