Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

We're college students. We do everything at the last minute.

During the first year of college, students have many new experiences. They are faced with new cognitive, social, and emotional challenges.

It's a good job for college students because you pick your own schedule. I liked it so much I stayed.

I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.