I never got beaten up, because I was a wisecracking jokester. I could make a bully laugh before he d...
GARRY MARSHALL My first name, with the rare two-r spelling, came from a sportswriter named Garry Schumacher. My par...
GARRY MARSHALL A lot of people come work with me because I keep an open set, and people can visit. Julia Roberts us...
GARRY MARSHALL I was a journalist. I was a drummer. I was everything. I didn't know what the heck I was. But wi...
GARRY MARSHALL You go to a theater now and you literally see parents watching the movie and they suddenly cover the...
GARRY MARSHALL I don't sit well. I like to move around as I talk.
GARRY MARSHALL When I was five years old, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. My mom played the piano, and...
GARRY MARSHALL My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a lau...
GARRY MARSHALL I didn't want to do movies with hundreds of camels crossing the desert followed by tanks and thi...
GARRY MARSHALL We can't compete with Mel Gibson, but we figured we could do our part.
GARRY MARSHALL Religion has a good place and it has its good people.
GARRY MARSHALL My happiest moments of growing up in the Bronx were when my mom would bring home a new sports magazi...
GARRY MARSHALL I must confess that the original 'Pretty Woman' was terrific and a hit, but I always felt th...
GARRY MARSHALL There's no better satisfaction than writing. I feel that writing is the best and everything else...
GARRY MARSHALL I try to find scripts of stories that kinda celebrate the human condition... let's talk about th...
GARRY MARSHALL Editing is the only process. The shooting is the pleasant work. The editing makes the movie, so I sp...
GARRY MARSHALL I always wanted to be known as the Norman Rockwell of television, and 'Happy Days' represent...
GARRY MARSHALL It's a hard job. It means giving up some things, but on the other hand they keep saying you can ...
GARRY MARSHALL When in doubt, you bring in relatives. Nepotism is a part of my work.
GARRY MARSHALL In the education of the American people, I am Recess.
GARRY MARSHALL I am a total believer of making the process a good time - make it memorable, have some fun, try to s...
GARRY MARSHALL It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
GARRY MARSHALL I didn't think some of the comedy was current enough to be funny today,
GARRY MARSHALL When I edit, I'm not from the school of Hello, I'm a genius, so everybody shut up. I'm from the scho...
GARRY MARSHALL Anne Hathaway is a klutz,
GARRY MARSHALL Laverne and Shirley.
GARRY MARSHALL Project Grand Slam.
GARRY MARSHALL Placido said I should try different things, ... So we came up with the idea of introducing the chara...
GARRY MARSHALL I've used opera in a lot in my movies,
GARRY MARSHALL Some purists will have trouble with stuff,
GARRY MARSHALL I'd heard that you can make people laugh in opera,
GARRY MARSHALL It's the most dedicated group of artists I've ever met. I haven't heard from any of their agents. Th...
GARRY MARSHALL I was much surprised by how good an actress she is.
GARRY MARSHALL [But in one big way, movies and opera are not alike.] The budget for 'The Grand Duchess' was $2 mill...
GARRY MARSHALL You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny...
GARRY SHANDLING Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
GARRY SHANDLING There is nothing as mysterious as a fact clearly described. I photograph to see what something will ...
GARRY WINOGRAND Photography is about finding out what can happen in the frame. When you put four edges around some f...
GARRY WINOGRAND I don't get far enough into a boring book to hate it.
GARRY WILLS There's an interesting contrast between born Catholics and converts. Converts are often much mor...
GARRY WILLS I don't really write for an audience. I just write what the subject seems to me to require.
GARRY WILLS I have nothing against priests. In fact, I tried for a time to be one... It should be clear, then, t...
GARRY WILLS I'm hardly macho. I present myself as very unnoticeable.
GARRY WILLS Leadership - mobilization toward a common goal.
GARRY WILLS The leader is one who mobilizes others toward a goal shared by leaders and followers... Leaders, fol...
GARRY WILLS The strips about the military do seem to provoke moving and thoughtful responses. It's nice when...
GARRY TRUDEAU I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many of the soldiers being wou...
GARRY TRUDEAU In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are.
GARRY TRUDEAU Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you...
GARRY TRUDEAU I think it's very dangerous for people who do anything that's public to venture on the Web a...
GARRY TRUDEAU I found that not having a public profile was not hurting the work, and it freed me up to be the sati...
GARRY TRUDEAU In their heyday, comics were a dominant force in popular culture, but that's over.
GARRY TRUDEAU I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at persp...
GARRY TRUDEAU Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... ...
GARRY TRUDEAU In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
GARRY TRUDEAU I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
GARRY TRUDEAU Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia...
GARRY TRUDEAU Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
GARRY TRUDEAU There is nothing worse than annotated humour.
GARRY TRUDEAU I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monito...
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU Bitcoin will make a dent in society when more normal transactions occur that would have occurred wit...
GARRY TAN Being right is important. Too many great teams march off saying, 'If we build it, they will come...
GARRY TAN Bitcoin has the potential to destroy credit cards and banks as we know it. Maybe that is a good thin...
GARRY TAN I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
GARRY SHANDLING 'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at ...
GARRY SHANDLING I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
GARRY SHANDLING I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at...
GARRY SHANDLING But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I lov...
GARRY SHANDLING I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
GARRY SHANDLING There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bo...
GARRY SHANDLING I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot o...
GARRY SHANDLING I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the qu...
GARRY SHANDLING I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I re...
GARRY SHANDLING I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinc...
GARRY SHANDLING Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can ...
GARRY SHANDLING I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal ...
GARRY SHANDLING Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is...
GARRY SHANDLING My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
GARRY SHANDLING We've been saying Putin is a dictator for years who doesn't care about the law.
GARRY KASPAROV I may play some exhibition games so I don't want to quit the game of chess completely. I just de...
GARRY KASPAROV There are many facts showing that Putin's people enriched themselves by using power mechanisms s...
GARRY KASPAROV I have great energy and I have great tasks ahead of me.
GARRY KASPAROV I have some strategical vision, I could calculate some few moves ahead and I have an intellect that ...
GARRY KASPAROV I wouldn't overestimate the importance of my popularity in the country and abroad but at the end...
GARRY KASPAROV More and more people in my country recognise the dangers of having their governors appointed by Puti...
GARRY KASPAROV It was not about losing my mental power; it's about not feeling good about my contribution to th...
GARRY KASPAROV Russian Parliament today is a bunch of puppets that just fall in with the instructions from Kremlin.
GARRY KASPAROV At the end of the day, it's all about money.
GARRY KASPAROV Ukraine had quite serious impact on the many Russians. They could see that ordinary people in Ukrain...
GARRY KASPAROV I organize a chess festival in Hungary. I support chess in schools, and I have my own chess foundati...
GARRY KASPAROV If you make a decision to fight for future of your own country you have to consider all the conseque...
GARRY KASPAROV I started playing chess when I was five years old. I learned the moves from my mother, then worked w...
GARRY KASPAROV Chess was natural for me; I was extremely successful.
GARRY KASPAROV I learned that fighting on the chess board could also have an impact on the political climate in the...
GARRY KASPAROV Women, by their nature, are not exceptional chess players: they are not great fighters.
GARRY KASPAROV As far as Irish writers being great, I think the fact that there have been two languages in Ireland ...
GARRY HYNES There wasn't anyone in my family who was involved in the theatre. I saw a few amateur plays when...
GARRY HYNES The odd thing about 'Cripple of Inishmaan' is it's never actually been performed on the ...
GARRY HYNES I still get called 'a stick of dynamite' or 'pint-sized dynamo,' stuff like that. Ac...
GARRY HYNES I think women are in much the same place in the Irish theater as they are everywhere else. Certainly...
GARRY HYNES The English playwrights of the '50s and '60s didn't really keep writing or getting produ...
GARRY HYNES I had spent time in New York, where I loved the idea that theater could be done up in tiny little ro...
GARRY HYNES I wouldn't call myself religious. I'm spiritual. Everybody's a bit more so as you get ol...
GARRY HYNES I was the first woman to win a Tony for directing, but the second woman came along five minutes late...
GARRY HYNES I think I'm attracted to writers who tell us something about ourselves.
GARRY HYNES I was born in Ballaghadreen, but I grew up in Galway, and when I went to the University College of G...
GARRY HYNES Plays by people like Martin McDonagh and Brian Friel attract huge audiences, not because they're...
GARRY HYNES I remember thinking, 'I can't act.' Pretending to be someone else is a terrifying though...
GARRY HYNES My father, Oliver Hynes, was an educator. He was originally just a teacher, a very good one, but the...
GARRY HYNES All women are inferior to men.
GARRY KASPAROV I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
GARRY SHANDLING I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
GARRY SHANDLING I don't want to sound disingenuous here - controversy is obviously good for business, especially...
GARRY TRUDEAU Putin is like Al Capone.
GARRY KASPAROV I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
GARRY MOORE You cannot say, 'Go! Go! Rah! Rah! Good move!' People want some emotion. Chess is an art and...
GARRY KASPAROV Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should neve...
GARRY TRUDEAU Chess helps you to concentrate, improve your logic. It teaches you to play by the rules and take res...
GARRY KASPAROV Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understan...
GARRY TRUDEAU Because I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't?
GARRY TRUDEAU The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, ...
GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the ...
GARRY TRUDEAU For the most part, editors no longer view 'Doonesbury' as a rolling provocation, which is fi...
GARRY TRUDEAU Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
GARRY SHANDLING Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bat...
GARRY TRUDEAU As I remember it, the bases were loaded. (asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
GARRY MADDOX It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
GARRY SHANDLING I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
GARRY TRUDEAU America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arroga...
GARRY TRUDEAU I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
GARRY SHANDLING And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perha...
GARRY TRUDEAU I believe all state fairs are subsidized to some extent. How far do you go, I guess, is the question...
GARRY MOORE They had two really good teams those two years, but they've got a really good team this year. I'm ho...
GARRY MOORE It was almost like doing homework last time. We ought to do better this time. The only thing we had ...
GARRY MOORE Hopefully, by the experience from playing the Speidel Course, they will have a better time and play ...
GARRY MOORE Swinging a club is not a problem, but the greatest thing is staying in it mentally and not getting f...
GARRY MOORE There were about seven guys that stayed in the 70s and were real patient throughout the whole day,
GARRY MOORE We've had a pretty good season, ... The boys did a good job, they put up good numbers and it was goo...
GARRY MOORE The traffic - that is what is hindering downtown Bluefield, ... There is no traffic. Again, we are j...
GARRY MOORE The traffic - that is what's hindering downtown Bluefield. There is no traffic. Again, we are just t...
GARRY MOORE Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body."
GARRY MOORE My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
GARRY SHANDLING A good writer can set a thriller anywhere and make it convincing: the trick is to evoke the setting ...
GARRY DISHER When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.'...
GARRY SHANDLING From my years of teaching creative writing, I know that new writers take the setting for granted, as...
GARRY DISHER That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the enterta...
GARRY TRUDEAU In chess, we have styles - like in any other field. There are also fashions in the kinds of systems ...
GARRY KASPAROV Surprised? Yes. In training camp, he wasn't that high. He's consistent, runs good routes and is wher...
GARRY MCPEEK At one level, an award is an endorsement, a confirmation, but I always find myself looking askance a...
GARRY DISHER It didn't take long to recognise the shortcomings of the Soviet regime and to see the values of ...
GARRY KASPAROV When you're young, you don't feel iconoclastic - you're just kind of doing what seems na...
GARRY TRUDEAU That's what we were exploring on 'Larry Sanders' - the human qualities that have brought...
GARRY SHANDLING We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old ty...
GARRY KASPAROV There are many ways of showing your protest and discontent without the actions of Kremlin.
GARRY KASPAROV I think that it's a vital moment now for Russian democracy to convince people that it's only...
GARRY KASPAROV That's for the readers to adjudge, but I will say that in general public commentators have nowhere n...
GARRY TRUDEAU Since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps i...
GARRY TRUDEAU second-guessing editors. They're obliged to be responsive to their individual communities, and I'm n...
GARRY TRUDEAU There are so many ways to get it wrong, ... They figured, correctly, I could use all the help I coul...
GARRY TRUDEAU He's had wonderful coaching. You couldn't ask for more. Sarah has been terrific. She can be his moth...
DAN GARRY Phil better take notice. If he wants to try to replicate the Roberti campaign of 1994, he's up again...
GARRY SOUTH The timing was not accidental. There's more to come.
GARRY SOUTH I started off quite steadily, but made a slight mistake on the seventh, ... I got a huge break on th...
GARRY HOUSTON I think Russians today have a distorted picture of capitalism, liberal democracy and market economy.
GARRY KASPAROV I think the sidewalk program, I think we need to bring that back. I think that was a good idea. If w...
GARRY THOMAS What Planet Are You From?
GARRY SHANDLING I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on ...
GARRY SHANDLING I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
GARRY SHANDLING After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this wa...
GARRY SHANDLING My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
GARRY SHANDLING Chess is mental torture.
GARRY KASPAROV It is pointless to discuss today who will run and how.
GARRY KASPAROV It was nothing to do about science, ... It was one zeal to beat Garry Kasparov. And when a big corpo...
GARRY KASPAROV We have a new, real world champion here today,
GARRY KASPAROV The guy's the real deal. He obviously had the stage presence and the sex appeal and all that sort of...
GARRY BEERS Every listing in the system is geo-coded by ZIP code at the very least. We add integrated maps from ...
GARRY WISEMAN Our location will take full advantage of the I-15, St. Rose Parkway, and Las Vegas Boulevard corrido...
GARRY GOETT In both cases, he did it with very strong bipartisan backing. But they wrongly and foolishly extrapo...
GARRY SOUTH I'm ashamed by what I did at the end of this match, ... But so be it.
GARRY KASPAROV I'm just going to have to turn it up a notch, and get out, knock on doors and tell my story. My stor...
GARRY THOMAS Comic-strip artists generally have very modest ambitions. Day to day, we labor to fit together all t...
GARRY TRUDEAU That's why Arnold has loaded up his campaign with a bunch of Bush-Cheney operatives. They really und...
GARRY SOUTH The phrase "it's better to be lucky than good" must be one of the most ridiculous homilies ever utte...
GARRY KASPAROV He wasn't going after just one person because he was letting off all these rounds. Everybody was coo...
GARRY WILL The Paper Sculpture Show
GARRY WINOGRAND I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have be...
GARRY CRYSTAL The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about ...
GARRY KASPAROV When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i...
GARRY TRUDEAU Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for...
GARRY KASPAROV Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en...
GARRY FITCHETT Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of m...
GARRY SHANDLING It's so needed to bring God into politics.
BRIAN GARRY They don't feel any obligation to the world, but that's not what the Bible and Jesus say.
BRIAN GARRY Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for...
GARRY DISHER We've had a teen card system here for 10 or 15 years. In the last week we've issued eight of them. W...
GARRY SMITH The advantage of a permanent emergency for the executive is that even trivial things can routinely b...
GARRY WILLS There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha...
GARRY TRUDEAU