Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

I could have made a neat retort but didn't, for I was flurried and didn't think of it till I was downstairs

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke to excess; second, don't drink to excess; third, don't marry to excess.

Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.