My advice to girls: first, don't smoke to excess; second, don't drink to excess; third, don't marry to excess.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

We have nine children now half boys and half girls.

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.