A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat

I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.