Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

You may have been to a rally, poker run or bike night, but this is the first show of its kind servicing the immediate San Antonio area. This is a show for everyone, whether you're just getting into motorcycles or if you're a veteran.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.