A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.

A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl

It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot project that we've been waiting to try.

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.