Stephen Leacock
Related STEPHEN LEACOCK E.M. FORSTER If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a MICHAEL H. DANSBURY When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI HUSEYN RAZA CRAIG GROESCHEL A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s... CARTER CROCKER SARAH J. MAAS NANETTE L. AVERY GEORGE R.R. MARTIN E.M. FORSTER JOAN POWERS A.A. MILNE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conv... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that h... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into th... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems ... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably j... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the door... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy wor... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slo... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to the... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean... LISA GLATT Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?” “I’m nothing special. I’m drowning,” I... IF I WAKE I’d scream, but I have no voice. The bullies stole it from me IF I WAKE You said I don’t exist in one life. What if each of these lives are designed to teach you a lesson... IF I WAKE I’m William James Carter. My friends call me Will,” he says. “I’m Lucy Janette Phillips,” ... IF I WAKE She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins IF I WAKE after I die I wish to become a breeze to be able to touch your smile, kiss your eyelashes and play w... SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST PAT BUCKLEY I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I Her smile could wash away a thousand doubts as soon as light up a room. 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MARTIN It is dangerous for a poor mind to handle money,for they become poorer because of the untimely money... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A.A. MILNE A.A. MILNE DEYTH BANGER I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ... BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power. SHESH NATH VERNWAL SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN KAT GRAHAM STEPHEN CHBOSKY ZARA LARSSON ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS EDWARD R. MURROW Grin when you win and others will do the same to you. And it will not rest with either. JAIME CONTRERAS There'll be a whole lot of things you ain't gonna want to do, but you'll have to do in this life jus... MILDRED D. TAYLOR DEBORAH KERR SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR JEFFREY ARCHER It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR SARAH J. MAAS As a kid I was deeply curious as to what college life would be like. Now that I am a university prof... JAMES KAKALIOS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN JOAQUIN MILLER
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If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a dece... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
Bhulaney ke liay bhi tujhy yaad tu kerna hoga,
I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. 
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w... 
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
He had a theory that musicians are incredibly complex, and know far less than other artists what the... 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi... 
Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?'
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... 
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison 
He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... 
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... 
I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ... 
Sometimes I did feel like I came from a different tribe. I was not like my outgoing, ironic dad or m... 
Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... 
they were all ordinary until they took the extraordinary steps with courage to leave the extraordina... 
and the girl and I get into her car and drive off into the hills and we go to her room and I take of... 
Gypsy aren't only poor, but they are brutal and not so nice people. World has smashed them, that the... 
Fred Zinnemann, on From Here To Eternity and The Sundowners really brings out of me, in a completely... 
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You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. 
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
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He said it was the kind of book you made your own. 
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The soul that feeds on books alone --/ I count that soul exceeding small / That lives alone by book ... 
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl. 
Advertising - A judicious mixture of flattery and threats. 
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