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We're riding a garbage truck. Who doesn't want to ride around on the back of a garbage truck?
CRAIG MILLER
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbag...
JACK HANDY
They're not going around foraging in garbage cans and things like that.
STAN GEHRT
In The Middle East, poor people live/eat garbage and garbage people live/eat of poor people
MOHAMMED S. HASSAN
In a nutshell, this budget clearly digs the hole deeper.
ROBERT GREENSTEIN
Assertiveness is telling people to stop unloading their garbage inside your home; may it be real gar...
JOHN B. BEJO
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
PROVERB
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
GERMAN PROVERB
He who digs a pit for others, falls in himself
PROVERB
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and ...
CRISS JAMI
garbage in, garbage out.
JON CORZINE
The only problem we have with this is the people who don't get garbage service that take their garba...
CLIFF BRONSTAD
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
APRIL WINCHELL
In trying to scramble out of a hole, it sometimes digs it deeper.
WELLINGTON MARA
Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of a...
DAVID J. POLLAY
Garbage out, garbage in. Blessings out, blessings in.
JOHN B. BEJO
Starting in April, the lowest tides are in the morning, so that's when we schedule the digs. These m...
DAN AYRES
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed thro...
RORY BREMNER
This is a business. People get paid to take other people's garbage. If they take the garbage, they g...
RUDY GIULIANI
Whoever finishes a revolution only halfway, digs his own grave.
GEORG BUCHNER
It'll be quite a bit. Because if you have garbage going in, you'll have garbage going out.
ANDY POMEROY
Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everyw...
GUY DEBORD
When you give me negativity, I use GIGO (Garbage In Garbage Out) principle.
LILY CHATTERJEE
He who digs a pit for others must invariably fall into it.
ESAN MAGAZINE
A mental disease has swept the planet: banalization presented with the alternative of love or a garb...
IVAN CHTCHEGLOV
We're not going to hire a bunch of garbage police to rummage through people's trash and see whether ...
RON BAKER
The power of God in peoples' lives allows a little outside organization in their lives.
DARRELL ANGLEN
They said there was a garbage can in the processing room. Every kitchen has a garbage can. Our bathr...
GARY CHU
Whoever digs a pit for his neighbor should dig it his own size.
TURKISH PROVERB
Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.
PROVERB
Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.
FRENCH PROVERB
We get complaints from people that certain properties are not being kept up. We look into it, and on...
DANNY SAENZ
I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and don't give them a lot of creden...
NANCY SINATRA
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.
R. L. STINE
Garbage in, garbage out. If you have a dysfunctional process then good decisions occur only by accid...
MARK SWANGER
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER
Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks with garbage?
VANNA BONTA
He just digs himself deeper into a hole no matter when he does it.
ALAN LIGHT
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS
My style icons were Gwen Stefani, when she was in No Doubt, and then Shirley Manson in Garbage.
KATY PERRY
Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs f...
SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs f...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
It's important to come prepared. Particularly during night digs, we also ask people to keep a close ...
DAN AYRES
at a garbage dump.
NORMAN SIEGEL
Intellect walks away from a hopeless case, but not the idiot. He looks up, sees that he's in a hole,...
BOBBY W. MILLER
She does her dog things. She plays with toys, plays and digs holes.
CONNIE DELANEY
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS
Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump.
JIMMY CANNON
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
WOODY ALLEN
In addition to the huge amounts of rotting debris everywhere, people were simply throwing out their ...
HENDRA SIREGAR
Susan digs into how the gamblers were trying to get to the Reds.
GENE CARNEY
We did get a couple of things back. Some of it was in the truck and some of it was in a garbage can ...
BETH MCGINLEY
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN
Civilization did not rise and flourish as men hammered out hunting scenes on bronze gates and whispe...
DON DELILLO
Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS...
One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
It wasn't like Misty played horrible. But Rachel was just laying out to make some of those digs.
ELAINE YOUNGS
These patents are . . . guaranteed to go in the garbage.
JAMES BALSILLIE
Man leave the past in the past. That's where it belongs. The trouble with addicts is that they carry...
VALJEANNE JEFFERS
I am told that I literally represent garbage and I bring garbage into the community and I'm undermin...
MARTI FORMAN
Affection makes fools. Always, without exception, love digs a channel that's sooner or later flooded...
SONYA HARTNETT
We're pretty pleased with how it turned out. To Garbage fans, it sounds like a Garbage song. And to ...
BUTCH VIG
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
WOODY ALLEN
The person who dumps garbage into your mind will do you considerably more harm than the person who d...
ZIG ZIGLAR
Garbage removal is a citizen responsibility.
JAIME LERNER
As an undergraduate, I had an opportunity to go on a number of archeological digs. So I had experien...
DONALD JOHANSON
I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM
I suspect that a huge amount of the anxiety and suffering that we see around can be closely traced t...
JAY PARINI
I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.
BURT LANCASTER
I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, ...
STEVE IRWIN
What a garbage way to lose the game.
JOE BOROWSKI
What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I thre...
HAMDI ULUKAYA
It's like the garbage collectors have all gone on strike. The garbage builds up, the cell struggles ...
FRANTISEK TURECEK
Unless the worm has already been removed from the computer, it could update itself and send out a hu...
ROBERT STEPHENS
She's from Texas and understands the spirit of what we do, that independent streak that everybody ha...
JACK INGRAM
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN
Places matter. Their rules, their scale, their design include or exclude civil society, pedestrianis...
REBECCA SOLNIT
Total devastation, ... There's a stench of natural gas leaks and rotting garbage and who-knows-what-...
TERRY MORAN
I think he passed four or five runners in the last 500 meters. He digs deep when he needs to, and he...
CHRIS DOUTHIT
There's no comparison. At the largest landfill in the state, they process a million tons (of garbage...
CHUCK BROWN
[Finally, there's the bugaboo of any computerization project—-making sure your initial data is co...
MICHAEL BERNSTEIN
The killers are the people who are ruining the world to line their pockets, poisoning us, burying us...
JOHN BRUNNER
Mau was so fired up tonight -- he was a spark plug in the middle. He did a good job, hustling, getti...
ALFRED REFT
Guards punished anyone caught taking bones from the garbage by fastening the bone between his teeth,...
GEORGE LEVY
Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR.
Garbage. It's a natural quality of huskiness in the midrange of my voice that I call 'garbag...
CASEY KASEM
New York City has finally hired women to pick up the garbage, which makes sense to me, since, as I'v...
ANNA QUINDLEN
The lowest form of popular culture - lack of information, misinformation, disinformation, and a cont...
CARL BERNSTEIN
Garbage bags full of trash talk.
JAMES NEWSON
Our lives aren't just measured in years. They're measured in the lives of people we touch around us
PEETA MELLARK
Can't have a care when you unzip & bare the rare hieroglyphs from the archeological digs unearth...
CURTIS TYRONE JONES
Being a novelist, you can roam around with a story and indulge yourself.
GILLIAN FLYNN
I was, a near grown man, sat in his dank, dark and rickety digs, feverishly hovering about the glare...
TOM CONRAD
I don't necessarily want to know what people are saying when I'm not around, especially if i...
LAURA VANDERVOORT
I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will...
EDWARD R. MURROW
We need to address our Nation's mounting garbage problem by generating less garbage, particularl...
WENDELL H. FORD
Just as soon as they find the cure for AIDS, we're heading out to Baskin Robbins and ordering one of...
BRAD RENFRO
I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of ga...
BOBBY CANNAVALE
I'm listening to everything from Weather Report to Garbage and everything in-between.
BILLY SHERWOOD

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When you're in hell, only a devil can point the way out.
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When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing...
JOE ARPAIO
One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN
Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN
The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK
Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN
I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'
JOE GARAGIOLA
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO
Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON
No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN
I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA
I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN
The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH
We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN
I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE
Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON
People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON
Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON
I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON
CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON
I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON
I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON
The constant abuse of online activity must stop.
JOE BARTON
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operatin...
JOE BARTON
I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood ...
JOE BARTON
I will use my position as chairman emeritus on the Energy and Commerce Committee to try to bring som...
JOE BARTON