Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

I think television defeats ventriloquism.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

I think, British food, it's had a bad rap.