You're not always right, I am not always wrong. If you understand this, we won't have a problem getting along.

Me being me, how did i ever end up with friends like thee?

Unlike salamanders we can’t grow back what we lose, we just learn to live without it that’s all.

I struggled all the way to the top using up every ounce of my strength, only to discover I had climbed a shit mound!

Most of us go on with our dull lives because we're too brave to give up, too chicken to commit suicide and too broke to hire a hit man to do the job for us.

We all suffer from a painful incurable disease...it's called 'memory'.