We all suffer from a painful incurable disease...it's called 'memory'.

Unlike salamanders we can’t grow back what we lose, we just learn to live without it that’s all.

I struggled all the way to the top using up every ounce of my strength, only to discover I had climbed a shit mound!

Most of us go on with our dull lives because we're too brave to give up, too chicken to commit suicide and too broke to hire a hit man to do the job for us.

The big picture is impossible to see, because it's so huge that you can only view it one pixel at a time and hence never see it in its entirety.

When 'so much' starts to seem like 'so little', you know you're on the wrong side of 30.