You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

...I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.