You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!