Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!