You should never do anything wicked and lay it on your brother, when it is just as convenient to lay it on some other boy

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother

When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself

We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.

Statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by an

When it's steamboat time, you steam