A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

You should never do anything wicked and lay it on your brother, when it is just as convenient to lay it on some other boy