You say, 'Give me all the Web sites that are linked to Oracle.com.' Hopefully what you'll find are user groups, fan clubs of Oracle, private Web pages of people who work with Oracle, lists of all their friends who are Oracle programmers and home pages for all of them. You might even get into a hidden Web page that has the entire employee directory because the programmer didn't bother to program that to be part of the overall security.


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CARL PALADINO
I don't want to be polite. I don't think campaigning is polite. That's a disingenuous ef...
CARL PALADINO
I think my message goes out to the entire spectrum of political parties. I'm supported by the Te...
CARL PALADINO
I have a great sensitivity to kids. I have a great sensitivity to the people that fall between the c...
CARL PALADINO
If you're a citizen of the State of New York, your kid has as much a right as another kid to an ...
CARL PALADINO
Three thousand people died at ground zero. Their families are entitled to a little bit of respect, t...
CARL PALADINO
When the phonies are expelled from their leadership roles and the Republican Party backs a moderate ...
CARL PALADINO
I bring values, resiliency, a thick skin, and I'm not afraid to be confrontational. I don't ...
CARL PALADINO
No, I'm not politically correct. I never wanted to be, and I never will be.
CARL PALADINO
People listen to me, and they hear about a government they want, a government... that will cut spend...
CARL PALADINO
I don't have an endgame. My game is to take on any bad guys I see out there. And do the best I c...
CARL PALADINO
I'm a very spontaneous person. If someone aggravates me, I'm going to go after them. I wake ...
CARL PALADINO
I see a New York where people who are down on their luck can get back on the road to responsibility,...
CARL PALADINO
I'm not - I'm not a person looking for money. I have no political ambitions whatsoever. I do...
CARL PALADINO
I'm 64 years old and, yeah, I went through a transition in my life last year, with the death of ...
CARL PALADINO
My feelings on homosexuality are unequivocal. I have absolutely no problem with it whatsoever. My on...
CARL PALADINO
We're going to restructure the state government into a government that's responsive to the n...
CARL PALADINO
People are really upside down. They want a government they can trust. They want one that's not g...
CARL PALADINO
We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less...
CARL PALADINO
I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting...
CARL PALADINO
I see a New York that is once again the empire state.
CARL PALADINO
The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do.
CARL PALADINO
I want everyone in the Republican party who opposed me to know this: you are welcome to join this pe...
CARL PALADINO
I believe in the American Dream because I have lived the American Dream.
CARL PALADINO
Since the beginning of time, children have not liked to study. They would much rather play, and if y...
CARL ORFF
Tell me, I forget, show me, I remember, involve me, I understand.
CARL ORFF
If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.
CARL OLSON
Becoming Catholic involves entering into a relationship with the Catholic Church.
CARL OLSON
Superficial similarities exist between Christianity and some ancient pagan religions. But careful st...
CARL OLSON
Apparently God takes reception of Holy Communion seriously. Apparently some things are more sacred t...
CARL OLSON
I don't feel I'm qualified to be a coach outside the high school level. I think I would need...
CARL LEWIS
I'm not Carl Lewis the athlete any more. I'm growing into a new person with new interests an...
CARL LEWIS
Whether I'm 40, 50 or 60, I'm going to be as physically strong as I am able.
CARL LEWIS
There is no correlation between a childhood success and a professional athlete.
CARL LEWIS