You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.