Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!