You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.