Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

I have long ago accepted that I am a little crazy and a little weird. It wasn't that exciting a revelation though. Turns out everyone is.