Douglas Coupland quote: "You know, I think the people I feel saddest for are the ones who once knew what profoundness was, but who lost or became numb to the sensation of wonder, who felt their emotions floating away and just didn't care. I guess that's what's scariest: not caring about the loss."

I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to ...
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A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buy...
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Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
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Fashionable people can opt out of the fashion stream, but a stylish person never becomes unstylish u...
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Six silent people in a room got me to thinking about the voice we hear in our heads when we read, th...
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And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever ...
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Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest iron...
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Heres my theory about meetings and life; the three things you cant fake are erections, competenc...
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Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral a...
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When the world throws you too much information, the only way you can stay sane or survive is to look...
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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric mea...
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
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We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
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I think way back, the '20s or the '30s, when Kodak came out with the Brownie and they put a ...
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It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history onl...
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The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones wh...
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A vast percentage of the human race is literally not wired neurologically to get irony. Well more th...
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There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a struc...
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When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.
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If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
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Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
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If you have an impulse to kindness, act on it.
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Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the so...
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Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
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There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because nu...
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I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.
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Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters o...
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When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
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Storytelling is ultimately a creative act of pattern recognition. Through characters, plot and setti...
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A ring is a halo on your finger.
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Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
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Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.
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Adventure without risk is Disneyland.
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If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just ...
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I think as a species we're not designed to be able to think more than one year into the future -...
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Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the enviro...
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Bespoke tailoring: yes! I found this one pair of pants - they're Canali - and brought them into ...
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get rig...
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With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 202...
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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
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I connect fashion to other peoples' elegance, but not my own. I don't think I've ever fe...
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Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may s...
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I grew up in airports and on air bases. I know what flying and airports can be. And most airports ma...
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Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sound...
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I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by ...
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It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, ...
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We are all of us born with a letter inside us, and that only if we are true to ourselves, may we be ...
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Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to cur...
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In a faraway land called 'pre-2000,' what Earthlings now call blogging was called 'keepi...
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One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you...
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If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, ...
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In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in se...
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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something...
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In Canada, we're happy to provide a safe haven for next-door neighbors in the middle of a marita...
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I think social and moral disengagement is repugnant.
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When I look at my daily schedule, I feel like a trout flopping about on a dock, drowning in the air....
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I think if human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not j...
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Aliens didn't come down to Earth and give us technology. We invented it ourselves. Therefore it ...
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In the future, IKEA will become an ever more spiritual sanctuary. In the future, your dream life wil...
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Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a differen...
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When you're young, you always feel that life hasn't yet begun—that "life" is always scheduled to b...
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I'm suspicious of places that look decorated. I can understand why people do it, but you see too...
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Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler.
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To have a healthy culture, you have to have stable health care financing and stable arts financing a...
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I've had maybe 20 jobs, big and small, and I've never hated any of them. At the same time, t...
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The whole point of Gen X was, and continues to be, a negation of being forced into Baby Boomerdom ag...
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North America can easily fragment quickly as did the Eastern Bloc in 1989.
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I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career, and I cheesed off people without e...
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Everyone has a gripping stranger in their lives, Andy, a stranger who unwittingly possesses a bizarr...
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I've always felt like an alien trapped in a human form. We all do at some time or other; for me ...
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I will say that my days are spent solitary and somewhat lost in thought, and every single time I ina...
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I don't deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.
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Her hair was totally Indian Woolworth perfume clerk. You know - sweet but dumb - she'll marry her wa...
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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable c...
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Could the situation be that we no longer believe in that particular place? Or maybe we were all prom...
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We went from being boring little Canada to a sexy country of sin overnight? We are not used to being...
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Your fear of change is too clearly visible in your eyes
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Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral a...
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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable c...
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Tell me you feel this fire
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You fear that if you lower your guard for even one second your whole world will disintegrate into ch...
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We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.
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Money is more than a massively consensual IOU note. It is a piece of infrastructure and is as artifi...
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If money is not maintained, it can collapse like a bridge along Interstate 5 and fixing it, even wit...
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Jason once told me that eye contact is the most intimacy two people can have -- forget sex -- becaus...
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There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.
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Art was always my main focus; I fell into writing by accident in the 1980s, writing magazine article...
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I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone...
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I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-li...
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If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
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Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
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Trevor realized that the odd thing about English is that no matter how much you screw sequences word...
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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat...
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A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forg...
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...most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they're go...
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You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself
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Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means ...
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Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
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I've got all my old laptops going back to my first, which was so fancy at the time, in '93 o...
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The ideal is that someone comes in here and they can't make a direct attribution to any one person. ...
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You keep waiting for the moral of your life to become obvious, but it never does. Work, work, work: ...
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We really ought to give ourselves a collective pat on the back for doing as well as we have in a uni...
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People don't have dominion over Nature. it's gone beyond that. Human beings and the world are now th...
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By the age of twenty, you know you're not going to be a rock star. By twenty-five, you know you're n...
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My mind then wandered. I thought of this: I thought of how every day each of us experiences a few li...
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There's a hardness I'm seeing in modern people. Those little moments of goofiness that used to make ...
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In the spirit of Ethan's neurosis, we made a drywall list of keyboard buttons we would like to see: ...
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[...] and after those big strokes, what's to tell? We run out of things that make us individual very...
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Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells wi...
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I'd sooner have died than admit that the most valuable thing I owned was a fairly extensive collecti...
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I think that to acknowledge a new generation is to acknowledge some degree of obsolescence in yourse...
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believe that you've had most of your important memories by the time you're thirty. After that, memor...
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...we're told by TV and Reader's Digest that a crisis will trigger massive personal change--and that...
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There used to be a tradition of the loveable rogue who would steal from the honour boxes in churches...
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I've always thought that you live in the present, you live in a specific present. You are writin...
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With 'Worst. Person. Ever.' I knew where it started and where it had to end, but I threw Ray...
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The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth, it's about the redistribution o...
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Quick. Name ten dead redheads.
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I miss the silliness of the Nineties. What would society be like if 9/11 never happened? If that sil...
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The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. ...
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Rick feels almost the way he used to halfway through his third drink, his favorite moment, the way h...
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The things worth writing about, and the things worth reading about, are the things that feel almost ...
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I'm a visual thinker. Research tells us that only 20 per cent of people think visually. So what ...
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The reason the future feels odd is because of its unpredictability. If the future didn't feel we...
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I don't think anyone ever gets over anything in life; they merely get used to it.
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Remember travel agents? Remember how they just kind of vanished one day? Well, that's where all ...
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We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.
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As you grow older, it becomes harder to feel 100 percent happy; you learn all the things that can go...
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And in his heart, I think, he's now learned what I came to believe, which is, as I've said all along...
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Eroticize intelligence.
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In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
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Books turn people into isolated individuals, and once that's happened, the road only grows rockier. ...
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Everyone should have a tailor. David Wilkes, the guy who does my stuff, is like, 'Well you'r...
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I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pic...
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Abe said something interesting. He said that because everyone's so poor these days, the '90s will be...
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I like being surrounded by good ideas. Every single time you walk past something you like, you get a...
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Every single moment is a coincidence.
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«…you’re too old not to have had, how shall I say, certain experiences. You’ve had bad intern...
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'Stupidity' defines the mental state wherein we acknowledge that we've never been smarte...
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 per...
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The neighborhood I grew up in had this fence that surrounds the watershed. And if you go on the othe...
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I don't think I see the world in terms of stupid or clever, but in terms of being able to get ir...
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You see, when you're middle class, you have to live with the fact that history will ignore you. You ...
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Star Trek characters never go shopping.
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New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.
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Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
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If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to sud...
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You're right, a spleen is a strange thing-we technically don't need one, but maybe spleens are kept ...
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Or maybe memories are like karaoke - where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawl...
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I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger
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Here are some passing thoughts. Imagine looking up at the moon and seeing it burning.
Imagine ...
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The modern world is devoted to vanishing species, vanishing weather and vanishing capacity for wonde...
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Do you remember how you felt at seventeen? I do and I don't (...) Imagine you came from outer space ...
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Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
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What else? I also believe that if someone comes up behind you on the freeway and flashes their light...
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A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age - regardless of how they look on t...
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If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? It'll still be happening to...
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Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at...
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maybe memories are like karaoke-where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling a...
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Actually, it's not the impertinence I'm punishing him for, it's that he let other people know what h...
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It’s amazing how you can be a total shithead, and yet your soul still wants to hang out with you.
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the universe is indeed a beautiful place. If you doubt me, go check for yourself.
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I don't understand the human heart. Only pain makes it grow stronger. Only sorrow makes it kind. Con...
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I think this is an alarming trend, Bethany, this whole 'passionate' thing. I'm guessing it started a...
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How did society ever function without you, little Sharpies? Your nibs have the precise amount of giv...
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I used the phrase 'a certain age.' What I mean by this is the age people are in their heads. It's us...
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Maybe memories are like karaoke - where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling...
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Sometimes I think the people to feel the saddest for are people who are unable to connect with the p...
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Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowl...
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For there was once a time when we expected the worst. But then the worst happened, did it not? And s...
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And I think back over my own life and I realize that my own nature-the core me-essentially hasn’t ...
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You like all animals at that moment, although no doubt you will one day choose your favorites. Your ...
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Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.
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Yet how often is it that we are rescued by a stranger, if ever at all? And how is it that our lives ...
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Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chanc...
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Life was charmed but without politics or religion. It was the life of children of the children of th...
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I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in ...
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I am a quiet man. I tend to think things through and try not to say too much. But here I am, saying ...
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I have always liked the idea of Superman because I have always liked the idea that there is one pers...
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Maybe the more emotions a person experiences in their daily lives, the longer time seems to feel to ...
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And then sometimes I think the people to feel saddest for are people who once knew what profoundness...
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Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowl...
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Our conversations are never easy, but as I-we-get older, we are finding that our conversations must ...
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Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.
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I would like to fall in love again but my only hope is that love doesn't happen to me so often after...
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She says to me, but were we ever intimate? How intimate were we really? Sure, there were the ordinar...
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I thought about how odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quit...
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I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just ...
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Compromise is said to be the way of the world and yet I find myself feeling sick trying to accept wh...
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We are changed souls; we don't look at things the same way anymore. For there was a time when we exp...
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I realized that once people are broken in certain ways they can't ever be fixed, and this is somethi...
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The richness of the rain made me feel safe and protected; I have always considered the rain to be he...
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Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chanc...
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Is that all time is - our perception of how quickly it does or does not pass?
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Chronocanine Envy:
Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot liv...
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How can we be alive and not wonder about the stories we knit together this place we call the world? ...
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I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same bo...
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You know, I think the people I feel saddest for are the ones who once knew what profoundness was, but who lost or became numb to the sensation of wonder, who felt their emotions floating away and just didn't care. I guess that's what's scariest: not caring about the loss.

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You know, I think the people I feel saddest for are the ones who once knew what profoundness was, but who lost or became numb to the sensation of wonder, who felt their emotions floating away and just didn't care. I guess that's what's scariest: not caring about the loss.

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