I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

When I look at my daily schedule, I feel like a trout flopping about on a dock, drowning in the air. Some people are ruthless with their schedules. Not me. I wing it.

I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like opening mail; I'm weird.

You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.