You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fuck away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then at that point it changes and you're like, 'I did that. I changed the traffic in the city... I have a lot of power.' You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there's like that awkward moment? ...Just lean forward and kiss 'em. '....looked like you wanted it from my angle.' Then when they're walking away just hit 'em on the ass. (Pshhh) 'You'll be back! You'll be back for some of that loving.'
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Related "You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them... JIM GAFFIGAN Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU I was trying to go... somewhere. But I kept getting pulled back here. I couldn't stop walking, could... CASSANDRA CLARE Go outside. Don’t tell anyone and don’t bring your phone. Start walking and keep walking until y... 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My reasons were a little bit different,... NATSUKI TAKAYA You have to love what you do, and you have to need it like you need air. And there's nothing els... WENTWORTH MILLER Her hands quieted. "Yeah. Because even if the law says that no one is responsible for anyone else, h... JODI PICOULT Love is tricky. It is never mundane or daily. You can never get used to it. You have to walk with it... AMY TAN Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. You can waste... years, trying to ... LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD When I think of what I've been through the last 30 months. To think you can play a game like golf ? ... JOHN ENGLER I tried to find a way to go on. I could see familiar traces of the path that was my life, but there ... MICHAEL J. SULLIVAN Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and pres... DAN CASTELLANETA I was thinking about the first time I ever saw you," he said, "and how after that I couldn't forget ... CASSANDRA CLARE i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk a... ORSON WELLES The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk a... GLORIA NAYLOR Think of it this way: performing is like sprinting while screaming for three, four minutes. And then... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN To be a success, you will have people walk out on you, walk over you, and walk away from you. If the... ROBERT J. BRAATHE When you wait all your life for something and then you find it, it's like a miracle. All the parts i... NORA ROBERTS not quite the quantum leap that the press release would have you walk away with. BILL HUGHES To me, it is funny when people say I was down. It is like when a child is trying to walk, the child ... FEMI OTEDOLA I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you lo... ILONA ANDREWS Very dangerous… much like kisses from those who walk among the gods. Intoxicating, swee... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years. MAE WEST Walking somewhere is similar to walking through snow. You walk and reach your destination. But, as y... SS038NICK Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day y... JASPER FFORDE The love I have for you is like no other because no mater how many time I have to walk through he'll... GERMANGIRL24 You're just going to walk away-like that? You're leaving it this way? Now? I love you. You can't... HUNTLEY FITZPATRICK It's like they always say, good hitters walk. You get to be a good hitter before you get a lot of wa... KEVIN YOUKILIS You may have made some mistakes, but just like a parent helps their child when they are learning to ... VICTORIA OSTEEN How often do you have to drink?” “Every night, to feel good. Every few nights, to stay san... RAINBOW ROWELL I like romantic dates - going on a long walk in Central Park and then taking the subway downtown and... ANSEL ELGORT If you don't have a policeman to stop traffic and let you walk across the street like you are somebo... JOHN C. WHITE I like being surrounded by good ideas. Every single time you walk past something you like, you get a... DOUGLAS COUPLAND Nobody has the right to not be offended. That right doesn't exist in any declaration I have ever rea... SALMAN RUSHDIE I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion ... BILL HICKS You are a monster.” Kanin’s deep voice droned in my head again, as I forced myself to move, to w... JULIE KAGAWA You know, I find people with great honesty, bodily, physical honesty, who sit just the way they like... ALEXANDER SIDDIG So don't fall in love, there's just too much to lose; if you're given the chance then I'm begging yo... MAYDAY PARADE Inside me, there is an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it goin... HIDEAKI SORACHI That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. , THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, 2006 I know what it feels like to walk out in front of a sold-out crowd of a thousand people that are the... G-EAZY But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?" "Easy," said the cat. "Thi... NEIL GAIMAN I missed you every hour. And you know what the worst part was? It caught me completely by surprise. ... LEIGH BARDUGO When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like... CAROL CHANNING My point is this — you don't know. When I was first here, people looked at my hair, noticed apples... REBECCA MCKINSEY You walk like others? You talk like others? You think like others? Then the world doesn’t need you... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's ... NAOMI CAMPBELL Sometimes things will go incredibly well and then you might find that you need to do the whole thing... LILY CHATTERJEE If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever yo... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. You might walk around and find a nice restaurant. Then you return to the hotel. Then you go to a mon... ELIZABETH CAPALDI When I see you, the World stops. It stops and all that exists for me is you and my eyes staring at y... JAMES FREY *Talking to Naruto*
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Their impact will continue to have ... JIM ROHN A good objective of leadership is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those wh... JIM ROHN The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not b... JIM ROHN In fact, the Iraqi foreign minister admitted in March 2003 that Iraqi funds were sent to families of... JIM GERLACH It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in ... JIM BISHOP There's a trend toward anti-heroes now, and I think it goes back to guys like Bogart and Cagney.... JIM BROWN There are things known, and there are things unknown. And in between are the doors. JIM MORRISON A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed, and strong families with a man and... JIM BUNNING An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not<... JIM BUTCHER We started Vector with the goal of creating a development platform that would foster and bolster the... JIM CANTRELL When you start a novel, it is always like pushing a boulder uphill. Then, after a while, to mangle t... JIM CRACE Come on, Come on, and there'll be no turning back. You were only killing time and it can kill you ri... JIM STEINMAN Mr. Chairman, on September 11, we were attacked by terrorists who took advantage of weaknesses in ou... JIM RYUN Wealth is not a matter of intelligence it's a matter of inspiration. JIM ROHN By working hard, you get to play hard guilt-free. JIM ROHN Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applyin... JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals JIM ROHN The book you don't read won't help. JIM ROHN Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book. JIM ROHN Everything you need for better future and success has already been written. And guess what? All you ... JIM ROHN Don't just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it. JIM ROHN Money is usually attracted, not pursued. JIM ROHN As a kid, I just loved cartoons. And as the credits went by, I'd study those names and then try ... JIM CUMMINGS A lot of poets too live on the margins of social acceptance, they certainly aren't in it for the... JIM JARMUSCH The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. JIM ROHN Character isn't something you were born with and can't change, like your fingerprints. It's somethin... JIM ROHN If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. JIM ROHN Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before. JIM MANZI Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or m... JIM HENSON I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always for... JIM MORRISON Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and... JIM BUTCHER The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a rol... JIM MORRISON [Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are. JIM HENSON Sleep is God. Go worship. JIM BUTCHER A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel, or not feel. ... JIM MORRISON People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about... JIM MORRISON I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who... JIM BUTCHER There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met. JIM HENSON Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. JIM DAVIS Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. I... JIM BUTCHER A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind. JIM BUTCHER