You don't ever want to touch that money,

You know what I do on Sundays? I sing in a choir. I sing in a Greek Orthodox choir, and I'm the only hillbilly tenor in the Orthodox Church.

Ninety-five percent of snake charmers get bit,

We couldn't get played on FM rock or country radio. Now the Burritos are more popular than ever. Who knew?

Close up the Honkytonks,

This bond will help keep utility rates for our residents as low as we can make them,