You can't just survive off beer.

We have a wide variety to choose from. We have styles you can't get in a grocery store.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine