He was a wise man who invented beer.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Beer Man is a classic, ... He's got such a great sense of humor.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.