You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Wow, I bet if I tried, I could drown in there.

If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.

Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I used to go drink to drown my sorrows and I used to go drink to celebrate. It's not really a way to be a big league player.