You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
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You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus
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You cannot depend on your judgments when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAIN
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAIN
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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STEVE RAY COLLINS
Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.
VAL KILMER When you have friends, don’t expect your friends to fill your emptiness. When you get married, don...
YASMIN MOGAHED When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD What's so funny about seeking out what you don't know especially when your sanity and your future de...
IRFAN HUSAYN Mark Twain.
FRIENDS Sometimes you have step out of yourself and really watch what is going on in front of you like you a...
NERISSA IRVING When you want something to move out of your life, don't focus on it. Give attention to what you want...
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Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on aga...
CLAUDE BERNARD
Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on ag...
CLAUDE BERNARD Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bu...
ROBERT LITTELL When you work on your own life, you are less likely to hyper focus on the imperfections of your husb...
MARTHA QUINN Your character is depend on your culture and your friendship.
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MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS Riches means independence,hence you cannot be said to be truly rich when you depend on another,that ...
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Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
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JOSHUA BECKER When anyone tells you cant achieve anything, it's because they fear your greatness.
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Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.
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Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
BUDDHA To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
CHRIS DONLAY You know you've made your mark when you're on the cover of a videogame.
GAINES ADAMS
There is no limit to what you can do,when you focus on your strength.
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Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
STEPHEN COVEY
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
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Trouble is the place where you find yourself when your judgment malfunction
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When you only focus on your goals you never see any obstacles.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you...
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Keep a chart, monito...
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Your fate is never determined when your massive imagination is.
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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Focus on your strengths, not your weaknesses.
Focus on your character, not your reputation.
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I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
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Your capacity to keep your vow will depend on the purity of your life.
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Your capacity to keep your vow will depend on the purity of your life
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I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
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Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.
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When love is your power and imagination is your guide, nothing is impossible.
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Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
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Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
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Your love is like the wind...you cant see it, but you can feel it...
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If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN